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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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merlotgran Thu 27-Mar-14 22:21:31

Always wanted to be an explorer

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rosequartz Thu 27-Mar-14 22:24:17

She built a canoe

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Ana Thu 27-Mar-14 22:25:57

With some wood and some glue

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Mishap Thu 27-Mar-14 22:27:56

And set off to study the flora

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 22:29:17

There once was a Granny from Kent

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 22:30:06

Whose elbows and knees were quite bent

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 22:31:40

When she knelt on the floor, her arse touched the door, and she stayed that way until Lent!

Sorry, I'll get me coat.................

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Ana Thu 27-Mar-14 22:36:31

Oh, come on, phoenix, I've already got into trouble for pointing out that this is supposed to be a group limerick!

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Ana Thu 27-Mar-14 22:38:03

I'll get my coat too...moon

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Soutra Thu 27-Mar-14 22:52:48

On Gransnet we have an HQ

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:06:19

And we wonder just what they do!

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 23:16:42

When they're not eating cake

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Soutra Thu 27-Mar-14 23:18:37

If we step out of line

They ban our cupcake cupcake and wine

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Galen Thu 27-Mar-14 23:18:37

They're trying to make

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Soutra Thu 27-Mar-14 23:19:46

X'd posts !!

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Galen Thu 27-Mar-14 23:22:10

A calender of me and yoU!

This is serious!

Watch this space!

Reuben's eat your heart out!

The GN calender girls is being trying to be organised!

GNHQ will be posting something!

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:23:55

Through the forums they rake,

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:27:39

I was just too late. You have to remember to refresh the page before you post, to see if anyone has got there first.

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 23:29:23

Quick digression from the limerick!

Galen surely not! Be afraid, be very afraid!

OK ladies, as you were.

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:37:19

If Gransnetters appeared in the nude,

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:42:46

Would we really be thought of as rude,

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Anne58 Thu 27-Mar-14 23:46:30

With our assets on show

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Nelliemoser Thu 27-Mar-14 23:56:20

The public would know,

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J52 Fri 28-Mar-14 00:21:17

Not one is a prude.

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Granny23 Fri 28-Mar-14 01:31:27

Gransnetters awake in the night ........

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