When my lovely man went into St Thomas's for a heart bypass op. the nurse gave us razors and told him to shave ALL OVER!!! I offered to help by shaving his back.
Our laughter coming from the showers could have woken the weakest patient in the ward and probably did.
I can't possibly tell you what he looked like, but the words 'Christmas turkey' spring to mind.
P.S. They let him keep his beard.
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