Love the message...

As long as we continue in the same (varicose) vein.

(Don't seem to be able to do strike through)

Perhaps a bit obscure, heamarhoids are (I think) varicose veins of the bottom
Could be wrong, often am........

Some of you have minds like cesspits/sewers!

If only we could have a bum shaped emoticon on GN it would be fabulous for the political threads in particular, especially when the frequent "how rude" comment is spat out, the respondent could immediately fire off a bum, or even several of them with accompanying remark "I have no more to say on the matter so here's my bottom line!" I think some would possibly prefer them to ubiquitous link. Just a thought!

I apologise for my coarseness, I blame Ramona she started it.

Talking of which, where are you Romona? you haven't covered (pardon the pun) wobbly midriffs, bulging calves, thunder thighs, beefy arms, I wonder whether any of these elicit the same response from you as overly large rear ends, or perhaps you don't find them threatening in the same way. I'd love to know!

Perhaps ramona's been banned?

Let she who is without cellulite cast the first cream

(_!_) or (_|_)
Here is my bottom line!

www.anvari.org/fun/Uncategorized/Emoticons_Bums.html

Is it me, or does (_!_) look thinner than (_l_)?

Have you been on the Nfk

[Grin]

Did you mean 'gin', Nellie?

Fantastic, but I rather think Ramona was concerned about ones that looked something like this (___l___) Thanks for the link shysal, if only others could supply links as PERTinent !

Ah! it did not like the capital G. You would think after 3 yrs on here I could get that right.

Let Ramona tell her own story. This from 1928 I like the style of all these
art deco age things. They are so of their age.
I have no idea why; I think I must have been re-incarnated from that era.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXASMlUvV8

Ramona is an anagram of Norman, that was why I thought 'She' may be a 'He'. A 'He' who thinks he has had a bum deal.

I just assumed all seats on public transport had got narrower.

Not quite an anagram, but Ramon is an anagram of Norma.

Right. I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for ramona now.

She went to sea with a Rear Admiral!

She was only the Admirals daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.
Blame Envious She started me off with that one.
#runsofftobedinshame.

Nelliemoser
and

And did the seamen all shout 'Bottoms Up' as they downed their bum ration rum ration?

Scraping the barnacles off the bottom now

We could always change to jokes about bottoms?

Think you could be fundamentally right there.

I think A psychiatrist would say that none of us were anally retentive

Unlike the OP! Who only wished to keep his to himself, after all. (I am still convinced that She was a He.)

I don't even remember seeing the thread but all I am doing now is singing

'Ta ra ra ' bum ' de ay'.