The postman just called, but the doormat was bare. Then I looked in my pup Barney's basket where he was chewing up a card sent from the Vet. If you look at the picture you can see his teeth marks in the top left corner.
Tell Barney that boy dogs don't need neutering unless for medical reasons. In a civilised country where dogs do not run loose and almost all girl dogs are spayed there is no justification for it.