I see the Gove chap is likely to require five year olds to learn poems by heart. Here's one he may like
And up spake measly Michael
For he was 'Call me Dave's' mate
"Let every child twixt 6 and 12
dread the sight of the school gate
For how can kids learn better
Than chanting rhyme in synch
For uniformness breeds dull conformity
God forbid we encourage them to think!"
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