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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 14:14:23

Carrying on the limerick left at close of play 1000 posts:

A small gerbil would be quite cheap
A very small pet for to keep
A bit like a rat
But they get very fat

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MollyNew Mon 20-Jul-26 18:26:08

A small gerbil would be quite cheap
A very small pet for to keep
A bit like a rat
But they get very fat
So they spend all their time fast asleep

I once had a hamster called Sam

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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 19:04:47

I once had a hamster called Sam
He had once won the great Grand Slam.

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MollyNew Wed 22-Jul-26 20:42:31

I once had a hamster called Sam
He had once won the great Grand Slam
A hamster with style

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Wyllow3 Thu 23-Jul-26 00:34:54

I once had a hamster called Sam
He had once won the great Grand Slam
A hamster with style
Drove up to Carlisle

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MollyNew Sat 25-Jul-26 18:21:08

I once had a hamster called Sam
He had once won the great Grand Slam
A hamster with style
Drove up to Carlisle
And got stuck in a huge traffic jam

Today it has started to rain

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Wyllow3 Sat 25-Jul-26 19:25:07

Today it has started to rain
Not enough yet, its still a shame

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SpinDriftCoastal Sun 26-Jul-26 08:17:14

Today it has started to rain
Not enough yet, its still a shame
My garden will drink

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Jul-26 08:56:28

Today it has started to rain
Not enough yet, its still a shame
My garden will drink
And the dry bits shrink

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Magenta8 Sun 26-Jul-26 09:10:06

Today it has started to rain
Not enough yet, its still a shame
My garden will drink
And the dry bits shrink
But my lawn won't green up again

I went and had my fortune told

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SpinDriftCoastal Sun 26-Jul-26 10:32:56

I went and had my fortune told
Of days to come and days of old

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henetha Sun 26-Jul-26 12:07:18

I went and had my fortune told
Of days to come and days of old
It was uncanny

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MollyNew Sun 26-Jul-26 17:38:47

I went and had my fortune told
Of days to come and days of old
It was uncanny
She mentioned my granny

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Plevey08 Sun 26-Jul-26 17:40:16

I went and had my fortune told
Of days to come and days of old
It was uncanny
She spoke of my Granny

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Magenta8 Sun 26-Jul-26 21:51:34

I went and had my fortune told
Of days to come and days of old
It was uncanny
She mentioned granny
What she told me made me grow cold

In shock I returned to my flat

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Wyllow3 Sun 26-Jul-26 22:50:53

In shock I returned to my flat
The fraud stuff - she really did that?

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MollyNew Mon 27-Jul-26 18:26:14

In shock I returned to my flat
The fraud stuff - she really did that?
Was she really a crook?

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GoldenLady Fri 31-Jul-26 15:34:36

In shock I returned to my flat
The fraud stuff - she really did that?
Was she really a crook?
Well, she did "cook the book"

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Wyllow3 Fri 31-Jul-26 16:20:22

In shock I returned to my flat
The fraud stuff - she really did that?
Was she really a crook?
Well, she did "cook the book"
With the excuse of "bureaucrat"

But ..and how might the fortune crone know?

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Magenta8 Fri 31-Jul-26 22:26:01

But ..and how might the fortune crone know?
Has she contacts with hell below?

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Wyllow3 Fri 31-Jul-26 22:50:48

But ..and how might the fortune crone know?
Has she contacts with hell below?
Or worked with the police

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MollyNew Sat 01-Aug-26 22:32:42

But ..and how might the fortune crone know?
Has she contacts with hell below?
Or worked with police
Their palms she would grease

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Wyllow3 Sat 01-Aug-26 22:53:43

But ..and how might the fortune crone know?
Has she contacts with hell below?
Or worked with police
Their palms she would grease
Help with anyone who's her foe

She got away with it for years

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henetha Sun 02-Aug-26 13:38:43

She got away with it for years
But is in prison now, three cheers

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SpinDriftCoastal Sun 02-Aug-26 13:44:02

She got away with it for years
But is in prison now, three cheers
She won't be missed at all

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