NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread

She got away with it for years
But is in prison now, three cheers
She won't be missed at all
She'll cry and she'll bawl

She got away with it for years
But is in prison now, three cheers
She won't be missed at all
She'll cry and she'll bawl
But we'll ignore her shouts and tears.

You reap what you sow, some would say

You reap what you sow some would say
That honesty's the only way

You reap what you sow some would say
That honesty's the only way
But that sounds so boring

You reap what you sow some would say
That honesty's the only way
But that sounds so boring
You've got us all snoring..

You reap what you sow some would say
That honesty's the only way
But that sounds so boring
You've got us all snoring..
Seems the once famed had feet of clay.

I went to the beaches of Crete

I went to the beaches of Crete
Enjoyed ocean breezes so sweet

I went to the beaches of Crete
Enjoyed ocean breezes so sweet
As I lay in the sun

I went to the beaches of Crete
Enjoyed ocean breezes so sweet
As I lay in the sun
I thought of the One

I went to the beaches of Crete
Enjoyed ocean breezes so sweet
As I lay in the sun
I thought of the One
Just hoping one day we will meet

I love the tales of ancient Greece

I love the tales of ancient Greece
Of Jason and the Golden Fleece

I love the tales of ancient Greece
Of Jason and the Golden Fleece
On the Argo he set sail

I love the tales of ancient Greece
Of Jason and the Golden Fleece
On the Argo he set sail
A cruel, selfish male

I love the tales of ancient Greece
Of Jason and the Golden Fleece
On the Argo he set sail
A cruel, selfish male
His ambition would never cease

Medea helped him on his way

Medea helped him on his way
Her own family she did betray

Medea helped him on his way
Her own family she did betray
Ah, the classics I read!

Medea helped him on his way
Her own family she did betray
Ah, the classics I read!
My imagination they feed

Medea helped him on his way
Her own family she did betray
Ah, the classics I read!
My imagination they feed
Some are seen in theaters today

Argo was also a dog

Argo was also a dog
His memory needed no jog

Argo was also a dog
His memory needed no jog
He belonged to Odysseus

Argo was also a dog
His memory needed no jog
He belonged to Odysseus
Who seemed quite oblivious

Argo was also a dog
His memory needed no jog
He belonged to Odysseus
Who seemed quite oblivious
Walking around in a fog.

Margot was a famous ballet dancer

Margot was a famous ballet dancer
And Nureyev an elegant prancer

Margot was a famous ballet dancer
And also an endless romancer