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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Magenta8 Thu 02-Jul-26 20:39:10

If only those stories were real
Those aristos were the real deal
I'd be that house maid
Even if underpaid
If I could their secrets reveal

This heatwave is getting to me

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Jul-26 16:34:16

This heatwave is getting to me
It's already one hundred and three

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crazyH Fri 03-Jul-26 23:52:45

This heatwave is getting to me
It's already one hundred and three
Stripped down to my bra

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Wyllow3 Sat 04-Jul-26 01:07:21

If only those stories were real
Those aristos were the real deal
I’d be that house-maid
Even if underpaid
Who ended up with Lord Neil

He was older and really not bright

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nanna8 Sat 04-Jul-26 01:13:12

He was older and really not bright
He wooed with songs through the night

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nanna8 Sat 04-Jul-26 01:14:08

He wooed us with songs through the night
(sorry)

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Magenta8 Sat 04-Jul-26 07:00:08

He was older and really not bright
He wooed us with songs through the night
But we needed sleep

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Jul-26 16:38:18

(This one got cut off in mid-limerick.)

This heatwave is getting to me
It's already one hundred and three
Stripped down to my bra
I need a cool spa

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Wyllow3 Sun 05-Jul-26 18:17:54

Here we go, action on both.

This heatwave is getting to me
It's already one hundred and three
Stripped down to my bra
I need a cool spa
And shade under a loved oak tree

He was older and really not bright
He wooed us with songs through the night
But we needed sleep
We had to count sheep

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pably15 Sun 05-Jul-26 20:00:07

He was older and really not bright
He wooed us with songs through the night
But we needed sleep
We had to count sheep
So we gave up without a fight

Next morning there was a cool breeze

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Wyllow3 Sun 05-Jul-26 20:18:35

Next morning there was a cool breeze
I did rather hope he would freeze

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Magenta8 Sun 05-Jul-26 20:26:34

Next morning there was a cold breeze
I did rather hope he would freeze
He shivered and shook

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Jul-26 17:43:33

Next morning there was a cold breeze
I did rather hope he would freeze
He shivered and shook
And promoted his book

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pably15 Mon 06-Jul-26 19:13:34

Next morning there was a cool breeze
I did rather hope he would freeze
He shivered and shook
And promoted his book
And fell asleep under the trees

A young girl just happened to pass

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crazyH Mon 06-Jul-26 20:23:26

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she’s certainly my class

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Wyllow3 Mon 06-Jul-26 20:30:57

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she’s certainly my class
I went to warn her

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hollysteers Mon 06-Jul-26 21:23:43

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she’s certainly my class
I went to warn her
Told her he’d bore her

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Magenta8 Tue 07-Jul-26 08:24:30

A young girl just happened to pass
He said she's certainly my class
I went to warn her
Told her he'd bore her
It would only end in a farce

She gave me a look of distain

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Wyllow3 Tue 07-Jul-26 08:40:01

She gave me a look of distain
She'd known she had nothing to gain

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hollysteers Tue 07-Jul-26 11:02:45

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true

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crazyH Tue 07-Jul-26 14:18:12

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true
Her make-up a clue

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Jul-26 14:49:56

She gave me a look of disdain
She’d known she had nothing to gain
A gold digger, true
Her make-up a clue
This limerick is hard to explain

Of course our affair ended badly

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hollysteers Wed 08-Jul-26 09:13:41

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly

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Magenta8 Wed 08-Jul-26 11:12:07

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets

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GoldenLady Wed 08-Jul-26 14:23:26

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets

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