New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Who welcomed us simply and gladly.

This town had a rat catcher bold

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Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Whom we loved even more madly.

My cat was nice and she listened

Of course our affair ended badly
We each went our own way so sadly
We both had regrets
Went home to our pets
Who welcomed us simply and gladly.

This town had a rat catcher bold
He went into homes, it was told

The town had a rat catcher bold
He went into home I am told
He played a small pipe

Sorry

This town had a rat catcher bold
He went into homes, it is told
He played a small pipe

This town had a rat catcher bold,
He went into towns, it is told
He played a small pipe
His hometown was Fife

This town had a rat catcher bold,
He went into towns, it is told
He played a small pipe
His hometown was Fife
This story's familiar and old

Many animals get in our tales

Many animals get in our tales
From elephants to tiny snails

Many animals get in our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats,dogs,rabbits too

Many animals get into our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats, dogs, rabbits too
Or a deer or gnu

Many animals get into our tales
From elephants to tiny snails
Cats, dogs, rabbits too
Or a deer or gnu
Comprising both females and males.

I once had a Volkswagen car

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air
A happening rare

I once had a Volkswagen car
Which I carefully hitched to a star
Then sailed through the air
A happening rare
What a great trip it has been so far

I arrived at a planet forboring

I arrived at a planet forboring
On which all volcanoes were roaring

Sorry, that was a typo. Supposed to be forboDing. Thanks for going along with it.

arrived at a planet forboring
On which all volcanoes were roaring
There was nothing to do

Arrived at a planet forboring
On which all volcanoes were roaring
There was nothing to do
And no ladies loo

I arrived at a planet forboring
On which all volcanoes were roaring
There was nothing to do
And no ladies loo
So that put an end to my whoring.

I look like the man in the moon

I look like the man in the moon
Because I got up too soon

I look like the man in the moon
Because I got up too soon
Think I'll go back to bed

I look like the man in the moon
Because I got up too soon
Think I'll go back to bed
Find a book I've not read

I look like the man in the moon
Because I got up too soon
Think I'll go back to bed
Find a book I've not read
And eat a boiled egg with a spoon

I really like breakfast in bed

I really like breakfast in bed
Except for the crumbs from the bread