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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

Wyllow3 Thu 25-Jun-26 16:25:03

At household repairs I’m inept
So a handy man I have kept
Looks after his tools,
Doesn't tolerate fools
Well... you'd all want one I expect.

He's willing to sleep in the shed

SpinDriftCoastal Thu 25-Jun-26 19:53:34

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed

Magenta8 Fri 26-Jun-26 07:50:19

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed
He does as he's told

Wyllow3 Fri 26-Jun-26 09:47:32

He's willing to sleep in the shed
His man cave complete with a bed
He does as he's told
Now, shall I be bold