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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Jul-25 14:54:09

Coco, next door, has eyes on him
But she is a cat, rather dim
She seductively purrs.
And grooms all her furs.

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Magenta8 Thu 24-Jul-25 15:39:34

But I think it is just a whim

I am out to dinner tonight

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Mollygo Thu 24-Jul-25 16:42:46

I am out to dinner tonight
but my diet says eat something light

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henetha Fri 25-Jul-25 10:31:07

I am out to dinner tonight
But my diet says eat something light
With calories low

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crazyH Fri 25-Jul-25 10:47:59

I am out to dinner tonight
But my diet says eat something light
With calories low
I cannot eat more

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Magenta8 Fri 25-Jul-25 10:56:07

Already my clothes are too tight

I'll eat less and exercise now

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crazyH Fri 25-Jul-25 11:42:09

I'll eat less and exercise now
Before I turn I look like a fat cow

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Jul-25 16:45:11

I'll eat less and exercise now
Before I become a fat cow
I'll start this tomorrow

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Magenta8 Fri 25-Jul-25 19:41:58

I'll eat less and exercise now
Before I become a fat cow
I'll start this tomorrow
To my great sorrow

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Mollygo Fri 25-Jul-25 22:18:17

I'll eat less and exercise now
Before I become a fat cow
I'll start this tomorrow
To my great sorrow
Or my clothes will get tighter, and how!

I’m going to sing in a choir

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crazyH Fri 25-Jul-25 22:32:39

I’m going to sing in a choir
My voice has gone a bit higher

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henetha Sat 26-Jul-25 11:06:58

I’m going to sing in a choir
My voice has gone a bit higher
I sound like a cat

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Jul-25 15:24:27

I’m going to sing in a choir
My voice has gone a bit higher
I sound like a cat
On which someone has sat

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Mollygo Sat 26-Jul-25 17:12:16

I’m going to sing in a choir
My voice has gone a bit higher
I sound like a cat
On which someone has sat
And is likely to shortly expire.

I’m thinking of wild water swimming

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Magenta8 Sat 26-Jul-25 18:56:34

I'm thinking of wild water swimming
I'm told it's healthy and slimming

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crazyH Sat 26-Jul-25 19:24:52

I'm thinking of wild water swimming
I'm told it's healthy and slimming
But mind all those rocks

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Ashcombe Sat 26-Jul-25 20:35:52

I'm thinking of wild water swimming
I'm told it's healthy and slimming
But mind all those rocks
And watch out for crocs….!

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Mollygo Sun 27-Jul-25 12:05:08

I'm thinking of wild water swimming
I'm told it's healthy and slimming
But mind all those rocks
And watch out for crocs….!
Or the flesh from your bones they’ll be trimming.

Last night all my dreams were quite gruesome

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Magenta8 Sun 27-Jul-25 12:54:25

Last night all my dreams were quite gruesome
Grim, about dancing a twosome

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crazyH Sun 27-Jul-25 13:32:04

Last night all my dreams were quite gruesome
Grim, about dancing a twosome
With Freddy Krueger

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henetha Mon 28-Jul-25 11:26:06

Last night all my dreams were quite gruesome
Grim, about dancing a twosome
With Freddy Krueger
And a big Luger

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Jul-25 15:34:59

Last night all my dreams were quite gruesome
Grim, about dancing a twosome
With Freddy Krueger
And a big Luger
I'm glad it was just an illusion.

Another day sunny and hot

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Magenta8 Mon 28-Jul-25 17:04:59

Another day sunny and hot
Whether you like it or not

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Mollygo Mon 28-Jul-25 20:52:27

Another day sunny and hot
Whether you like it or not
While men bare their chests

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Magenta8 Tue 29-Jul-25 10:14:36

Another day sunny and hot
whether we like it or not
While men bare their chests
Girls vests show their breasts

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