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Another day sunny and hot
whether we like it or not
While men bare their chests
Girls vests show their breasts
Which most men will like such a lot.

I'm going to buy a big ice-cream,

I'm going to buy a big ice-cream,
Cornetto I’d say, it’s a dream

I'm going to buy a big ice-cream
Cornetto I'd say, it's a dream
Classico is great

I'm going to buy a big ice-cream
Cornetto I'd say, it's a dream
Classico is great
I can hardly wait,

I'm going to buy a big ice-cream
Cornetto I'd say, it's a dream
Classico is great
I can hardly wait
I'll buy fifteen for all my team

I like sugar cones with a flake

I like sugar cones with a flake
But some flavors can be a mistake

I like sugar cones with a flake
But some flavors can be a mistake
Mint I so dislike

I like sugar cones with a flake
But some flavours can be a mistake
Mint I so dislike
Coffee! Take a hike

I like sugar cones with a flake
But some flavours can be a mistake
Mint I so dislike
Coffee! Take a hike
But most good sitting by a lake

Wish I was sitting by the sea

Wish I was sitting by the sea
With grandchildren playing next to me,

Wish I was sitting by the sea
With grandchildren playing next to me
They're little and cute

Wish I was sitting by the sea
With grandchildren playing next to me
They're little and cute
Grandson plays the lute

Wish I was sitting by the sea
With grandchildren playing next to me
They're little and cute
Grandson plays the lute
There’s sand crusted hot dogs for tea.

A dog just ran off with my crocs

A dog just ran off with my crocs
He's there, hiding behind some rocks

A dog just ran off with my crocs
He's there, hiding behind some rocks
Coax back with a treat

A dog just ran off with my crocs
He's there, hiding behind some rocks
Coax back with a treat
With my crocs on his feet!

A dog just ran off with my crocks
He's there, hiding behind some rocks
Coax back with a treat
With my crocs on his feet!
A stray who lives out by the docks

He needs to be found a new home

He needs to find a new home
And not just left idly to roam

He needs to find a new home
And not just left idly to roam
Maybe I should adopt?

He needs to find new home
And not just left idly to roam
Maybe I should adopt?
Roaming could be stopped

He needs to find new home
And not just left idly to roam
Maybe I should adopt?
Roaming could be stopped
And I’ll tidy him, with a comb

He really hates his hair being brushed

He really hates his hair being brushed
Particularly if it's rushed,

He really hates his hair being brushed
Particularly if it's rushed
But he loves playing ball

He really hates his hair being brushed
Particularly if it's rushed
But he loves playing ball
Answers to my call

He really hates his hair being brushed
Particularly if it's rushed
But he loves playing ball
Answers to my call
And will show me affection when pushed.

We’ve shown him it’s no use to beg.