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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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52bright Sun 20-Jul-25 00:20:14

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess

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GoldenLady Sun 20-Jul-25 14:32:29

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess

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BrightandBreezy Sun 20-Jul-25 22:15:20

But what i have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess
To stealing my dear son's beagle

I had a good reason you see

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crazyH Sun 20-Jul-25 22:39:40

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee

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nanna8 Mon 21-Jul-25 00:52:53

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Jul-25 14:47:10

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog
Though his brain's in a fog

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BrightandBreezy Tue 22-Jul-25 14:48:20

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
So mind took a fog

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Jul-25 14:56:24

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
He nearly got snatched by an eagle.

I think that large dogs are better

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crazyH Thu 24-Jul-25 15:17:40

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
Though mind’s in a fog
He nearly got snatched Thursday eve

I think that large dogs are better
‘Specially the stunning Red Setter

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Magenta8 Thu 24-Jul-25 15:35:44

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Jul-25 16:43:30

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you

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crazyH Fri 25-Jul-25 23:26:54

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you
Keep distance, and don’t you pet her

Animals , they need our respect

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nanna8 Sat 26-Jul-25 10:08:10

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get

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crazyH Sat 26-Jul-25 10:48:17

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Jul-25 15:25:23

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing

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52bright Wed 30-Jul-25 23:12:38

Animals they need or respect
But often that's not what the get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing
Such kids really need to be checked

Most kids I think have a kind heart

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BrightandBreezy Thu 31-Jul-25 18:03:14

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart

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GoldenLady Thu 31-Jul-25 19:18:20

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door

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Magenta8 Thu 31-Jul-25 20:42:56

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door
Behaves like a boor

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52bright Fri 01-Aug-25 14:18:14

Most Kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door
Behaves like a boor
They got him calmed down using art

It's good to find hobbies they like

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Magenta8 Fri 01-Aug-25 15:15:49

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike

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BrightandBreezy Fri 01-Aug-25 17:25:22

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Aug-25 20:10:00

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance
And not too much romance

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52bright Fri 01-Aug-25 20:26:40

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance
And not too much romance
Better to go ride on a bike

Can keep out of trouble that way

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Magenta8 Sat 02-Aug-25 09:10:47

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say

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