LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice young guy called Kurt

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!
And with all my friends he would flirt

So out the door he went, I sighed

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever

that sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
We'll just drink and chat

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never
And going online, was afraid.

But I then found a good App

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don’t mind if he’s bald

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called
Just hope he doesn’t smell like crap

I don’t think I’m that good a catch

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats
Who nested in one of my hats

I'm going to meet him today

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door, I knock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door I knock
I'm nervous as hell, by the way

Back home I'm talking to the cat

Back home I’m talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested,I know

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes ,purrs slow

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes, purrs slow
He just wants feeding so that's that

I bought a new dress that is green