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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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Wyllow3 Thu 16-Apr-26 00:46:43

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice young guy called Kurt

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Magenta8 Thu 16-Apr-26 08:57:09

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright

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MollyNew Thu 16-Apr-26 23:07:44

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!

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65KL Thu 16-Apr-26 23:55:09

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!
And with all my friends he would flirt

So out the door he went, I sighed

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Wyllow3 Fri 17-Apr-26 00:23:03

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried

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crazyH Fri 17-Apr-26 00:53:59

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever

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Magenta8 Fri 17-Apr-26 07:30:38

that sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
We'll just drink and chat

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52bright Fri 17-Apr-26 22:19:07

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never

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Wyllow3 Fri 17-Apr-26 23:26:32

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never
And going online, was afraid.

But I then found a good App

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65KL Sat 18-Apr-26 00:37:01

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap

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crazyH Sat 18-Apr-26 00:59:36

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don’t mind if he’s bald

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Magenta8 Sat 18-Apr-26 12:31:46

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called

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crazyH Sat 18-Apr-26 21:24:12

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called
Just hope he doesn’t smell like crap

I don’t think I’m that good a catch

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52bright Sat 18-Apr-26 23:52:22

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match

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65KL Sun 19-Apr-26 01:19:23

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats

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BrightandBreezy Sun 19-Apr-26 19:10:34

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats

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pably15 Sun 19-Apr-26 22:56:57

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats
Who nested in one of my hats

I'm going to meet him today

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MollyNew Sun 19-Apr-26 23:01:57

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say

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Wyllow3 Sun 19-Apr-26 23:05:23

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock

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65KL Mon 20-Apr-26 02:42:46

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door, I knock

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Apr-26 07:11:47

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door I knock
I'm nervous as hell, by the way

Back home I'm talking to the cat

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Crocus5 Mon 20-Apr-26 12:33:38

Back home I’m talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat

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pably15 Mon 20-Apr-26 19:39:37

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested,I know

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65KL Mon 20-Apr-26 21:45:29

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes ,purrs slow

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Magenta8 Tue 21-Apr-26 10:35:29

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes, purrs slow
He just wants feeding so that's that

I bought a new dress that is green

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