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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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crazyH Sat 04-Apr-26 19:01:06

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright
Dress in white to scare off the ghosts

I once saw a strange entity

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Rocketstop2 Sat 04-Apr-26 19:29:04

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't pretty

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Magenta8 Sat 04-Apr-26 20:26:41

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
It hovered above me

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crazyH Sat 04-Apr-26 20:34:33

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny

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Crocus5 Sun 05-Apr-26 19:42:21

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn’t very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny
Phew! An alien deity?

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could

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pably15 Mon 06-Apr-26 19:16:09

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood

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Magenta8 Mon 06-Apr-26 19:29:00

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon

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BrightandBreezy Tue 07-Apr-26 00:01:09

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon

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pably15 Tue 07-Apr-26 20:59:08

Shocked, I ran fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon
But there stood a dude in a hood

He told me he'd gone off the track

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52bright Thu 09-Apr-26 17:51:23

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack

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SpinDriftCoastal Thu 09-Apr-26 20:54:57

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea

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Magenta8 Thu 09-Apr-26 21:06:53

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went home for some tea
And just left poor me

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Crocus5 Sat 11-Apr-26 13:08:50

He told me he’d gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea
And just left poor me
But is he bringing the tea back?

Decided not to wait around

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-26 16:58:05

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he’s gone aground

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52bright Sun 12-Apr-26 17:24:35

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox

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BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Apr-26 17:48:44

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box

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Magenta8 Mon 13-Apr-26 17:59:22

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box
Still he is the best that I've found

I think I shall give up on men

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52bright Tue 14-Apr-26 01:09:46

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten

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Crocus5 Tue 14-Apr-26 15:05:28

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one

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crazyH Tue 14-Apr-26 16:22:16

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome

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MollyNew Tue 14-Apr-26 19:37:27

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome
Especially one who's named Ben

He decided that we didn't "click"

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Magenta8 Tue 14-Apr-26 20:45:54

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick

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crazyH Tue 14-Apr-26 23:22:19

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell

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52bright Wed 15-Apr-26 00:54:53

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well

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BrightandBreezy Thu 16-Apr-26 00:05:58

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well
He said I was taking 'the Mick'

He left the house angry and hurt

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