LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish
To put on my dish

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds
Then fly away over the sea.

I’ll migrate to a different land

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,
From my missile they'll all quickly flee!

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream,
On enemies I'll drop a big turd.

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said
Feeling beloved and free

There are times I wish I were a bird

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin
And maybe a big headache pill.

I'd like to be out on the sea,

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in

Hello Ma'am I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,
I think I'll go visit today

Hello,l Ma'am, I guess you are Jill?

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey

She's an excellent nurse they say

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste
With long wavy locks
And bright purple socks
Driving at speed and in great haste