LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice
It gives me a voice

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
Gransnet is my choice
It gives me a voice
As well as punches, three or four

It is my go-to site, first thing

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'
There's something for all

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'
There's something for all
Rows go to the wall

It is my go-to site first thing
To see what other grans will “sing”
There’s something for all
Rows go to the wall
And sometimes good advice they bring

I especially like the games page

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball
And sure no-one rattles my cage

It's fun to see what we can rhyme

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban
So relax with a gin and lime

These limericks do task my brain

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane
Try to be clever

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It’s now or never

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It's now or never
If brainpower you wish to retain

Gransnetters are clever and bright

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
Like bees in a hive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts

It's fun to read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright