LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!
You're right! We'll buy rounds.

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
And won't have my sorrows to seek

He'll sit and watch telly all day

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
A hunk, not just some weedy geek

I'll cook him nice meals every day

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain
And lie in the sun everyday

I might just go for a week

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain

It will be here come April or may. A soaking wet bank holiday

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old
I long for the sun, warm and bright

It will be here, come April or May

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold

The temperature’s 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief My "Enter" key's broken, indeedy

The temperature's 8 fahrenheit

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief

So I took out me teeth, gave me tum some relief

I always was far too greedy
For chocolate I was needy

The scary tales have all vanished
And al the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead
While eating chocs coz I'm famished

I always was far too greedy

The scary tales have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead

The scary tales now have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished#
Can rest in my bed

The scary tales now have all vanished,
And all of the spooks have been banished

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright
That we no longer needed to creep.

The scary tales now have all vanished