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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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crazyH Sat 05-Oct-24 16:06:24

I just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled

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Bellanonna Sat 05-Oct-24 18:25:55

just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled

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52bright Sun 06-Oct-24 00:32:57

Just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled
While she made cheese in the dairy

This fairy, she lived on a farm

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biglouis Sun 06-Oct-24 13:30:35

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm

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Tuaim Sun 06-Oct-24 14:16:32

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night

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Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:11:21

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Oct-24 16:30:42

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright
And was she just planting an arm?!

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!

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Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:37:34

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling

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VB000 Mon 07-Oct-24 09:18:20

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon

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Bellanonna Mon 07-Oct-24 09:38:48

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon

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biglouis Mon 07-Oct-24 11:02:21

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon
So lets hope we dont have a killing!

The winter will soon be here

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Indigo8 Mon 07-Oct-24 15:36:12

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear

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VB000 Tue 08-Oct-24 10:25:39

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down

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biglouis Tue 08-Oct-24 10:35:26

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down
That will make me frown

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Indigo8 Tue 08-Oct-24 19:58:04

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just run it down
That will make me frown
Sitting in my warm underwear

It is nice and warm in the pub

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biglouis Wed 09-Oct-24 10:44:07

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 12:48:53

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol

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Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 14:58:30

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 16:58:03

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll
In the background a friendly hub-bub

I’m into a really good book

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crazyH Wed 09-Oct-24 18:00:05

I’m into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look

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Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 19:04:44

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun

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biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 11:03:53

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun

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crazyH Thu 10-Oct-24 11:46:56

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun
It went off and killed a black rook

Cant say what happened thereafter

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Indigo8 Thu 10-Oct-24 16:55:42

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter

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biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 21:06:29

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out

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