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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Astitchintime Sat 13-Jul-24 13:29:04

All of my relatives are mad
Which makes me incredibly sad

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Jul-24 14:39:54

All of my relatives are mad
Which makes me incredibly sad
You mean "mad" as in "nuts?"

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 15:32:33

All of of my relative are mad
Which makes me incredably sad
You mean mad as in "nuts?"
Or "mad" hate your guts?

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crazyH Sat 13-Jul-24 16:39:56

All of of my relative are mad
Which makes me incredably sad
You mean mad as in "nuts?"
Or "mad" hate your guts?
Yes, ‘cos they call me ‘Jack the Lad’

I do know I’m quite flat-chested

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 18:11:51

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested

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crazyH Sun 14-Jul-24 12:21:14

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost

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Jane71 Sun 14-Jul-24 13:48:10

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost
And no one would deduce

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GoldenLady Sun 14-Jul-24 14:18:32

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost
And no one would deduce
That I am now chicken-breasted

Also, my butt is now curvy

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Bumface Sun 14-Jul-24 15:00:00

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy

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Astitchintime Sun 14-Jul-24 15:46:48

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Jul-24 15:44:47

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care
They are calling me "Dear"

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52bright Sat 27-Jul-24 23:41:03

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care
They are calling me 'Dear'
Wearing corsets that are sturdy.

I was slimmer back in the day

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biglouis Sun 28-Jul-24 00:14:17

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!

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Wyllow3 Sun 28-Jul-24 00:26:41

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some "give"

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52bright Sun 28-Jul-24 00:35:46

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some 'give'
Are needed to live

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Salti Sun 28-Jul-24 10:52:44

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some 'give'
Are needed to live
My stilettos went on Ebay

The joys of old age are but few

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biglouis Sun 28-Jul-24 11:28:17

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do

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Wyllow3 Sun 28-Jul-24 11:35:34

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course



*as in the poem www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/warning/

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Jul-24 14:54:23

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course
Voice opinions with force

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Wyllow3 Sun 28-Jul-24 15:26:56

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course
Voice opinions with force
And drink lots of the local pub's brew

My jet it flew high in the sky

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biglouis Mon 29-Jul-24 01:23:06

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Jul-24 15:33:53

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late

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Wyllow3 Mon 29-Jul-24 15:35:45

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late
Left stuck at the gate

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Jul-24 14:47:15

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late
Left stuck at the gate
Got back in my car with a sigh

Do you prefer coffee or tea?

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