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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Mollygo Fri 23-May-25 21:21:21

Alcohol does loosen the tongue
That could be more true with the young
But older folk too

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Salti Fri 23-May-25 22:07:31

alcohol does loosen the tongue
That could be more true with the young
Can't hold their liquor

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Salti Fri 23-May-25 22:09:16

Sorry...

Alcohol does loosen the tongue
That could be more true with the young
But older folk too
Sup at their home brew

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52bright Fri 23-May-25 22:23:15

Alcohol does loosen the tongue
That could be more true with the young
But older folk too
Sup at their home brew
And dad can be worse than his son

The young like to go to the gym

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crazyH Sat 24-May-25 10:52:20

The young like to go to the gym
The old stay in and cook for ‘him’

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Mollygo Sat 24-May-25 10:56:43

The young like to go to the gym
The old stay in and cook for ‘him
His favourite food

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henetha Sat 24-May-25 11:15:11

The young like to go to the gym
The old stay in and cook for ‘him
His favourite food,
When in a good mood,

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Magenta8 Sun 25-May-25 20:04:48

The young like to go to the gym
The old stay at home and cook for 'him
His favourite food,
When in a good mood
Then have a good scrub with some Vim

Dogs and cats are more than just pets

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Mollygo Sun 25-May-25 20:41:32

Dogs and cats are more than just pets
They’re a source of income for the vets

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BrightandBreezy Sun 25-May-25 22:05:47

Dogs and cats are more than just pets
They're a source of income for vets
My dog's my best friend

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henetha Mon 26-May-25 11:24:15

Dogs and cats are more than just pets
They're a source of income for vets
My dog's my best friend
Right up to the end,

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VB000 Mon 26-May-25 11:38:53

Dogs and cats are more than just pets
They're a source of income for vets
My dog's my best friend
Right up to the end,
And watches the cats through the nets

The garden's a picture right now

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BrightandBreezy Mon 26-May-25 14:57:49

The garden's a picture right now
So good to the gardener I'll bow

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Magenta8 Mon 26-May-25 15:56:43

The garden's a picture right now
So good to the gardener I'll bow
Pretty flowers, no weeds

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GoldenLady Mon 26-May-25 16:26:12

The garden's a picture right now
So good to the gardener I'll bow
Pretty flowers, no weeds
It gets what it needs

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52bright Tue 27-May-25 16:02:45

The garden's a picture right now
So good to the gardener I'll bow
Pretty flowers, no weeds
It gets what it needs
So peaceful that we never row

Sitting on the terrace with wine

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Magenta8 Tue 27-May-25 18:58:01

Sitting on the terrace with wine
Just thinking how life is divine

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GoldenLady Wed 28-May-25 15:07:05

Sitting on the terrace with wine
Just thinking how life is divine
Doesn't get any better

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henetha Thu 29-May-25 12:44:22

Sitting on the terrace with wine
Just thinking how life is divine
Doesn't get any better,
In sun, or wetter,

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GoldenLady Thu 29-May-25 16:13:36

Sitting on the terrace with wine
Just thinking how life is divine
Doesn't get any better,
In sun, or wetter,
Thinking that all this is mine

A porcupine crossing the road

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52bright Thu 29-May-25 21:51:14

A porcupine crossing the road
Stopped to have a chat with a toad

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Mollygo Thu 29-May-25 22:29:45

A porcupine crossing the road
Stopped to have a chat with a toad
They both felt rejected

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crazyH Fri 30-May-25 00:41:56

A porcupine crossing the road
Stopped to have a chat with a toad
They both felt rejected
And quite dejected

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Mollygo Fri 30-May-25 07:26:34

A porcupine crossing the road
Stopped to have a chat with a toad
They both felt rejected
And quite dejected
But said it was great to offload.

The motorway queues were appalling

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henetha Fri 30-May-25 10:14:14

The motorway queues were appalling,
My kids were screaming and bawling,

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