Limericks 18, Rides again

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun
It went off and killed a black rook

Cant say what happened thereafter

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun

I’m into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll
In the background a friendly hub-bub

I’m into a really good book

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just run it down
That will make me frown
Sitting in my warm underwear

It is nice and warm in the pub

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down
That will make me frown

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon
So lets hope we dont have a killing!

The winter will soon be here

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright
And was she just planting an arm?!

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm

Just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled
While she made cheese in the dairy

This fairy, she lived on a farm

just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled

I just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled