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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Sadgrandma Fri 14-Feb-25 14:42:24

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
But found it too big to eat

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Feb-25 15:24:40

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
It was too big to eat
But it made a nice seat

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Jane71 Fri 14-Feb-25 19:02:30

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
It was too big to eat
But it made a nice seat
Could even be made into a throne

My next car will be nice red one

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crazyH Fri 14-Feb-25 19:42:05

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun

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henetha Sat 15-Feb-25 12:47:35

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Feb-25 15:02:45

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain
In Spain, on the plain?

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Sadgrandma Sat 15-Feb-25 15:38:38

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain
In Spain, on the plain?
Oh what a terrible pun!

I’m thinking of moving to France

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crazyH Sat 15-Feb-25 18:01:54

I’m thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance

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Indigo8 Sat 15-Feb-25 20:38:49

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!

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Gwyllt Sat 15-Feb-25 22:39:26

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!
May live by the sea

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crazyH Sat 15-Feb-25 22:50:38

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!
May live by the sea
At the Folies Berge, I’ll dance

I often indulge in pipe dreams

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Indigo8 Sun 16-Feb-25 09:22:44

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seams

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henetha Sun 16-Feb-25 10:39:17

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,

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GoldenLady Sun 16-Feb-25 15:50:58

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,
And to sleep it can lull

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Sadgrandma Sun 16-Feb-25 19:26:55

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,
And to sleep it can lull
And I wake up so full of beans

I once dated a young man called Doug

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Indigo8 Sun 16-Feb-25 21:21:46

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!

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Gwyllt Sun 16-Feb-25 22:44:08

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute

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crazyH Mon 17-Feb-25 10:20:23

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute
He called me his ‘beaut’

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henetha Mon 17-Feb-25 12:05:30

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute
He called me his ‘beaut’,
But from him I caught bad bug.

I'm still ill in intensive care,

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Indigo8 Mon 17-Feb-25 12:21:13

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair

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crazyH Mon 17-Feb-25 12:53:45

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now

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Gwyllt Mon 17-Feb-25 22:51:37

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now
I do wonder how

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Sadgrandma Tue 18-Feb-25 07:19:13

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now
I do wonder how
With the top of my head so bare

I’m having a tattoo done

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Gwyllt Tue 18-Feb-25 08:43:31

I’m having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun

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Indigo8 Tue 18-Feb-25 09:27:56

I'm having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun
Dragon would look nice

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