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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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henetha Tue 18-Feb-25 09:44:59

I'm having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun
Dragon would look nice
You could have it twice,

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VB000 Tue 18-Feb-25 12:37:49

I'm having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun
Dragon would look nice
You could have it twice
Doug says I'm a dragon, such fun!

But I'd just have a little bird

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Sadgrandma Tue 18-Feb-25 14:15:21

But I'd just have a little bird
Or something be-furred

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Indigo8 Tue 18-Feb-25 14:38:08

But I'd just have a little bird
Or something be-furred
A dog or a cat

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crazyH Tue 18-Feb-25 14:57:53

But I'd just have a little bird
Or something be-furred
A dog or a cat
Curled up on a mat

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Feb-25 16:42:22

But I'd just have a little bird
Or something be-furred
A dog or a cat
Curled up on a mat
I'm getting one soon, I have heard

I hope it's a cute little puppy

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Indigo8 Tue 18-Feb-25 21:01:46

I hope it's a cute little puppy
Or even a fish, a guppy

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henetha Wed 19-Feb-25 10:51:12

I hope it's a cute little puppy
Or even a fish, a guppy,
Or a big love heart,

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crazyH Wed 19-Feb-25 13:05:16

I hope it's a cute little puppy
Or even a fish, a guppy,
Or a big love heart,
Bought from a K-Mart

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Sadgrandma Wed 19-Feb-25 23:54:17

I hope it's a cute little puppy
Or even a fish, a guppy,
Or a big love heart,
Bought from a K-Mart
Then maybe I’ll look like a yuppie

And I thought I’d get a ring through my nose

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Indigo8 Thu 20-Feb-25 08:34:59

I thought I'd get a ring through my nose
I've always fancied one of those

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crazyH Thu 20-Feb-25 09:03:33

I thought I'd get a ring through my nose
I've always fancied one of those
But my nose is big

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Justjoined Thu 20-Feb-25 10:24:03

I thought I'd get a ring through my nose
I've always fancied one of those
But my nose is big
Although small for a pig

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VB000 Thu 20-Feb-25 10:40:48

I thought I'd get a ring through my nose
I've always fancied one of those
But my nose is big
Although small for a pig
And having a cold would be gross!

Young Dougie could pull me along

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Indigo8 Thu 20-Feb-25 11:36:44

Young Dougie could pull me along
I'll amble while smoking a bong

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Sadgrandma Thu 20-Feb-25 22:05:01

Young Dougie could pull me along
I'll amble while smoking a bong
As high as a kite

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crazyH Thu 20-Feb-25 23:10:06

Young Dougie could pull me along
I'll amble while smoking a bong
As high as a kite
My legs are so light

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Sadgrandma Fri 21-Feb-25 08:06:17

Young Dougie could pull me along
I'll amble while smoking a bong
As high as a kite
My legs are so light
And I don’t even notice the pong

I’m happy as Larry today

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Gwyllt Fri 21-Feb-25 08:10:05

Young Dougie could pull me along
I'll amble while smoking a bong
As high as a kite
My legs are so light
Perhaps I’ll have one in my tongue

How about one in my belly button

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Indigo8 Fri 21-Feb-25 08:45:58

I'm happy as Larry today
For Dougie has just gone away

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VB000 Fri 21-Feb-25 10:24:51

I'm happy as Larry today
For Dougie has just gone away
I'll have to de-tox

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crazyH Fri 21-Feb-25 16:37:34

I'm happy as Larry today
For Dougie has just gone away
I'll have to de-tox
No scotch on the rocks

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Indigo8 Sat 22-Feb-25 18:09:59

I'm happy as Larry today
For Dougie has just gone away
I'll have a de-tox
No scotch on the rocks
Just boring old green tea all day

I can still eat just what I like

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crazyH Sat 22-Feb-25 20:30:26

I can still eat just what I like
Or go for a ride on my bike

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Sadgrandma Sun 23-Feb-25 11:21:48

I can still eat just what I like
Or go for a ride on my bike
I might get thunder thighs

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