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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 11:43:06

But my clothes are still feeling tighter

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 11:44:02

It’s a diet for me I now fear

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Indigo8 Thu 02-Jan-25 12:17:31

It's a diet for me now I fear
My skirt's very tight round my rear

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 13:19:56

And my boobs are a droop

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Jan-25 14:41:47

The morning will be getting lighter
Things are looking somewhat brighter
Spring's still far away
Quite sunny today
But my clothes are still feeling tighter.

It's a diet for me I now fear
My skirt's very tight round my rear
And my boobs are a droop
No more noodle soup

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 14:46:20

And a boob job is really too dear

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Jan-25 14:49:31

Sadgrandma, this game doesn't just add one line at a time. Please copy and paste the previous lines and then add yours to the end.

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 19:44:55

Sorry new to this!

The morning will be getting lighter
Things are looking somewhat brighter
Spring's still far away
Quite sunny today
But my clothes are still feeling tighter.

It's a diet for me I now fear
My skirt's very tight round my rear
And my boobs are a droop
No more noodle soup
And a boob job is really too dear

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crazyH Thu 02-Jan-25 20:51:36

Sadgrandma - you need to start one 😂

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Sadgrandma Thu 02-Jan-25 22:01:21

A monkey once said to his Dad

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Gwyllt Thu 02-Jan-25 23:06:43

A monkey once said to his Dad
I really must get my own pad

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crazyH Thu 02-Jan-25 23:45:35

A monkey once said to his Dad
I really must get my own pad
I’ve met a nice gal

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nanna8 Thu 02-Jan-25 23:54:12

A monkey once said to his Dad
I really must get my own pad
I’ve met a nice gal
Who’s more than a pal

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OldFrill Fri 03-Jan-25 06:18:13

A monkey once said to his Dad
I really must get my own pad
I’ve met a nice gal
Who’s more than a pal
She's an ape and she's driving me mad.

I met Hamish Maguire on a train

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Sadgrandma Fri 03-Jan-25 06:33:32

I met Hamish Maguire on a train
He had an incredible brain

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Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 08:45:19

I met Hamish Maguire on a train
He had and incredible brain
His body was buff

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Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 10:58:16

Sorry! an incredible brain

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Jan-25 19:31:07

I met Hamish Maguire on a train
He had and incredible brain
His body was buff
And he knew Scottish stuff

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crazyH Fri 03-Jan-25 20:43:25

I met Hamish Maguire on a train
He had an incredible brain
His body was buff
And he knew Scottish stuff
His uncle was Harry McClean

We chatted till we reached Dundee

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Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 20:48:12

We chatted till we reached Dundee
And then he made a pass at me

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Gwyllt Fri 03-Jan-25 21:10:49

We chatted till we reached Dundee
And then he made a pass at me
Although I was flattered

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crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 00:19:38

We chatted till we reached Dundee
And then he made a pass at me
Although I was flattered
His face I splattered

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Gwyllt Sat 04-Jan-25 07:58:23

We chatted till we reached Dundee
And then he made a pass at me
Although I was flattered
His face I splattered
And then I did sit on his knee

That was the start of a romance

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Sadgrandma Sat 04-Jan-25 08:06:42

That was the start of a romance
We went to a dance

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NanKate Sat 04-Jan-25 08:07:00

That was the start of a romance
I knew it from his first glance

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