Limericks 18, Rides again

Do you prefer coffee or tea?
They both make me want to pee 😳

Do you prefer coffee or tea?
They both make me want to pee 😳
But given a choice

Do you prefer coffee or tea?
They both make me want to pee 😳
But given a choice
I would raise my voice

Do you prefer coffee or tea?
They both make me want to pee 😳
But given a choice
I would raise my voice
But it’s not really pc

I’d love a glass of Pino

I’d love a glass of Pino
Or any fine white vino

I’d love a glass of Pino
Or any fine white vino
Properly chilled

I’d love a glass of Pino
Or any fine white vino
Properly chilled
Yes I would be thrilled

I’d love a glass of Pino
Or any fine white vino
Properly chilled
Yes I would be thrilled
With any libation that we know

Mostly, though, I prefer red

Mostly, though, I prefer red
Though it always goes to my head

Mostly, though, I prefer red
Though it always goes to my head
But a nice glass of white

Mostly, though, I prefer red
Though it always goes to my head
But a nice glass of white
Is a special delight

Mostly, though I prefer red
Though it always goes right to my head
But a nice glass of white
Is a special delight
A nightcap when going to bed

Though I might wake up feeling bad

Though I might wake up feeling bad
Is this headache worth the fun I had?

Though I might wake up feeling bad
Is this headache worth the fun I had?
Some hair of the dog

Though I might wake up feeling bad
Is this headache worth the fun I had
Some hair of the dog
Should clear my brain fog

Though I might wake up feeling bad
Is this headache worth the fun I had
Some hair of the dog
Should clear my brain fog
No, any more drinking is mad

I like to play music with friends

I like to play music with friends
Discussing the latest pop trends

I like to play music with friends
Discussing the latest pop trends
My wife prefers jazz

I like to play music with friends
Discussing the latest pop trends
My wife prefers jazz
Or a tune with pizzazz

I like to play music with friends
Discussing the latest pop trends
My wife prefers jazz
Or a tune with pizzazz
Or something her ex-lover sends

Sorry!!!

I used to play piano all day

I used to play piano all day
I won some awards in my day

I used to play piano all day
I won some awards on the way

I used to play piano all day
I won some awards on the way
Played Chopin and jazz

I used to play piano all day
I won awards on the way
Played Chopin and jazz
Then went for a wazz