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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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VB000 Tue 10-Dec-24 14:18:27

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep
All pressies were torn
It's not even dawn!

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Bellanonna Tue 10-Dec-24 16:37:08

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep
All pressies were torn
It's not even dawn!
That’s kids for you - just had to peep!

This year it won’t happen again

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henetha Wed 11-Dec-24 10:31:30

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,

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VB000 Wed 11-Dec-24 10:49:14

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-24 11:01:15

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo
Oh gosh no, oh noooooo

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GoldenLady Wed 11-Dec-24 15:12:18

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo
Oh gosh no, oh noooooo
I think I should get a new brain

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?

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VB000 Thu 12-Dec-24 09:14:42

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-24 10:54:57

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will

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Bellanonna Thu 12-Dec-24 12:10:26

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will
For a huge great bill

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Dec-24 17:00:23

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will
For a huge great bill
I've got one who's coming, hooray!

The gifts have all been retrieved

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-24 17:28:04

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they’ll be gratefully received

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52bright Fri 13-Dec-24 01:38:31

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Dec-24 15:03:08

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp
Especially that lamp

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VB000 Mon 16-Dec-24 11:21:37

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp
Especially that lamp
Has to be seen to be believed

The lights were on in next door's hall

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crazyH Mon 16-Dec-24 13:47:10

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall

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52bright Tue 17-Dec-24 02:03:57

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?

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henetha Tue 17-Dec-24 11:12:16

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?
Are they looking for me?

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Dec-24 15:49:47

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?
Are they looking for me?
In the loo, was he in the next stall?

Turned out to be just a shadow

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65KL Wed 18-Dec-24 17:49:11

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window

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crazyH Wed 18-Dec-24 17:59:38

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom

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52bright Thu 19-Dec-24 00:05:29

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom
Heard singing a song

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VB000 Thu 19-Dec-24 08:52:28

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom
Heard singing a song
My bog brush gave him the elbow

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"

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Bellanonna Thu 19-Dec-24 11:00:54

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that’s what I did - wouldn’t you?

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crazyH Thu 19-Dec-24 11:53:14

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that’s what I did - wouldn’t you?
But the Judge, he said

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65KL Sat 21-Dec-24 00:03:58

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that's what I did -wouldn't you?
But the Judge,he said
"Bad! Look at his head!"

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