Limericks 18, Rides again

She signed up to go to Weightwatchers
But everyone there were old codgers
Next Slimming World
Her fatness unfurled
And her feet had turned into trotters

She’d turned into a beautiful piggy

She signed up to go to Weightwatchers
But everyone there were old codgers
Next Slimming World
Her fatness unfurled
And her feet had turned into trotters

She signed up to go to Weightwatchers
But everyone there were old codgers
Next Slimming World
Her fatness unfurled

She signed up to go to Weightwatchers
But everyone there were old codgers
Next Slimming World

She signed up to go to Weightwatchers
But everyone there were old codgers

Weightwatchers

Then mom wouldn’t open her mouth
She survived on on bread dippedin broth
But they dug up her teeth
Hidden underneath
Then she ate like a pig at a trough

She signed up to go to Weightwatchets

Then mom wouldn’t open her mouth
She survived on on bread dippedin broth
But they dug up her teeth
Hidden underneath

Then mom wouldn’t open her mouth
She survived on on bread dippedin broth
But they dug up her teeth

Then mom wouldn’t open her mouth
She survived on on bread dippedin broth

The rain poured down in the yard
So digging in compost was very hard
They started to swear
But I didn't care
Because I am only the bard!

Then mom wouldn’t open her mouth

The rain poured down in the yard
So digging in compost was very hard
They started to swear
But I didn’t care

The rain poured down in the yard
So digging in compost was very hard
They started to swear

The rain poured down in the yard
So digging in compost was very hard

Their mother was very upset
She couldn’t afford another set
My father agreed
So they dug down with speed
And their punishment they won't forget

The rain poured down in the yard

Their mother was very upset
She couldn’t afford another set
My father agreed
So they dug down with speed

Their mother was very upset
She couldn’t afford another set
My father agreed

Their mother was very upset
She couldn’t afford another set

A boy called John said to his brother
"Let's play a trick on our mother"
They hid her false teeth
In a compost heap
Then tried their giggles to smother

Their mother was very upset

A boy called John said to his brother
"Let's play a trick on our mother!"
They hid her false teeth
In a compost heap

A boy called John said to his brother
"Let's play a trick on our mother!"
They hid her false teeth

A boy called John said to his brother
"Let's play a trick on our mother!"

Sorry VBOOO, I didn’t see your post

This sounds like a good kid film plot
My grandson would like it a lot
Bugs with machine guns
Invading our buns
And making the currants all hot

A boy called John once said to his brother

This sounds like a good kid film plot
My grandson would like it a lot
Bugs with machine guns
Spiders throwing buns

This sounds like a good kid film plot
My grandson would like it a lot
Bugs with machine guns
Invading our buns