Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

she was still wearing the bloomers she had grabbed from the clothes line. However the elastic in them was weak and unfortunately

The bloomers fell down. She stepped daintily out of them and stuffed them in her pocket. Fortunately

nobody was watching, so she did a little dance of joy. Unfortunately

Unfortunately she didn't notice the drone camera which flew in low from the south and filmed her dancing, but fortunately...

it was low on battery power and soon crash landed in some bushes nearby. Unfortunately

Unfortunately someone got to it before she could and blackmailed her, asking for one million pounds or they would sell it to the press, but fortunately...

the blackmailer was eaten by a tiger wearing the missing bloomers who chewed up the drone too. Feeling fat and full , he sat under a tree, but unfortunately...

some hunters had paid their guide a fat fee to illegally shoot big game and were out and about with their guns. They spotted him and were about to open fire when fortunately

A heavy mist rolled in from the sea and obscured the tiger who then ran off into the nearby woods where unfortunately...

he was confronted by the aforementioned ringmaster from the travelling circus, amazed to see a tiger wearing bloomers. Fortunately

The ringmaster was very broad minded and embraced diversity, so he rushed over to give the tiger a hug, but unfortunately

the tiger felt hungry and the ringmaster smelled of bacon so he took off the ringmasters jacket and gobbled him up! Then he put on the ringmasters jacket. He walked to the village looking for somewhere comfy to sleep and looked a funny sight wearing ladies bloomers and a ringmasters jacket! People giggled at the sight, but fortunately

They were all drunk or hungover having been to the posh wedding of the local Mayor's daughter, a very rich man with no expense spared, so one extra nut case was hardly noticeable, but unfortunately...

just at that moment a cop van drew up and a grim faced sergent and 3 constables got out. They were short on their arrest stats for that week, So had arrived in response to complaints from the village snitch about noise and drunkeness. Fortunately

A constable, recognizing the groom who had hypnotized the bride in order to marry into the wealthy family, quickly subdued the groom, scooped up the bride and loaded her into the cop van and sped off down the road. Little did he know that the tiger, already asleep in the back of the van, unfortunately....

Was quite hungry, having not eaten for days, so the thought of chewing on the arm of the young bride was very tempting,
but fortunately....

The tiger's whiskers were tickling the bride's arm and she let out her loudest Tarzan yell! Tarzan heard the summons, told Jane he'd be back anon and took off to rescue Bride! Jane was in a snit anyway, unfortunately.....