Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

The tiger's whiskers were tickling the bride's arm and she let out her loudest Tarzan yell! Tarzan heard the summons, told Jane he'd be back anon and took off to rescue Bride! Jane was in a snit anyway, unfortunately.....

Was quite hungry, having not eaten for days, so the thought of chewing on the arm of the young bride was very tempting,
but fortunately....

A constable, recognizing the groom who had hypnotized the bride in order to marry into the wealthy family, quickly subdued the groom, scooped up the bride and loaded her into the cop van and sped off down the road. Little did he know that the tiger, already asleep in the back of the van, unfortunately....

just at that moment a cop van drew up and a grim faced sergent and 3 constables got out. They were short on their arrest stats for that week, So had arrived in response to complaints from the village snitch about noise and drunkeness. Fortunately

They were all drunk or hungover having been to the posh wedding of the local Mayor's daughter, a very rich man with no expense spared, so one extra nut case was hardly noticeable, but unfortunately...

the tiger felt hungry and the ringmaster smelled of bacon so he took off the ringmasters jacket and gobbled him up! Then he put on the ringmasters jacket. He walked to the village looking for somewhere comfy to sleep and looked a funny sight wearing ladies bloomers and a ringmasters jacket! People giggled at the sight, but fortunately

The ringmaster was very broad minded and embraced diversity, so he rushed over to give the tiger a hug, but unfortunately

he was confronted by the aforementioned ringmaster from the travelling circus, amazed to see a tiger wearing bloomers. Fortunately

A heavy mist rolled in from the sea and obscured the tiger who then ran off into the nearby woods where unfortunately...

some hunters had paid their guide a fat fee to illegally shoot big game and were out and about with their guns. They spotted him and were about to open fire when fortunately

the blackmailer was eaten by a tiger wearing the missing bloomers who chewed up the drone too. Feeling fat and full , he sat under a tree, but unfortunately...

Unfortunately someone got to it before she could and blackmailed her, asking for one million pounds or they would sell it to the press, but fortunately...

it was low on battery power and soon crash landed in some bushes nearby. Unfortunately

Unfortunately she didn't notice the drone camera which flew in low from the south and filmed her dancing, but fortunately...

nobody was watching, so she did a little dance of joy. Unfortunately

The bloomers fell down. She stepped daintily out of them and stuffed them in her pocket. Fortunately

she was still wearing the bloomers she had grabbed from the clothes line. However the elastic in them was weak and unfortunately

she enjoyed jumping for a while before realising that she had forgotten to put any tena lady on that day!
but Fortunately....

she had a soft landing on a large bouncy castle which had been set up for the village fete. Unfortunately

The broomstick broke in two! She and the cat fell sharply towards the ground, her wimple flew off and was grabbed by a bird of prey. As she continued falling she saw her life flash before her eyes but fortunately....

our heroine was able to rise quickly into the air and it looked like she was getting away from her problems at last. Unfortunately

She was starting to suspect a whack a mole situation! The housekeeper was having a tryst with the under butler so the Adventuress grabbed a broom, the mouser jumped on and away they flew, wimple floating behind! Fortunately....

one of the servants realised she was somewhat the worse for drink. He led her down to the servants hall where the houskeeper made coffee to sober her up. Unfortunately ...

............ one glass is never enough, she had another and another until fortunately ......................

there was a Victorian dress hanging up inside the ladies toilets and it fitted her! This gave her confidence to make her speech and everyone clapped. She enjoyed a glass of champagne afterwards, but unfortunately...