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More Lame Limericks

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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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52bright Tue 04-Feb-25 21:10:26

In a month or two, spring will have sprung!
buds will bloom and birds will have sung

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Indigo8 Tue 04-Feb-25 21:15:00

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out

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Jane71 Thu 06-Feb-25 17:08:43

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out
For joy we will shout

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crazyH Fri 07-Feb-25 14:13:06

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out
For joy we will shout
Despite our noses being quite bunged

Sneezing and wheezing will begin

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Indigo8 Fri 07-Feb-25 14:46:38

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there'll be quite a din

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Feb-25 15:37:03

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there'll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen

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Indigo8 Sat 08-Feb-25 21:07:41

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus the'll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen
Nose red and swollen

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crazyH Sun 09-Feb-25 00:34:32

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there’ll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen
Nose red and swollen
Stock up on antihistamine

My holiday money I’ve spent

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Indigo8 Sun 09-Feb-25 10:40:32

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Feb-25 15:25:11

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again

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crazyH Mon 10-Feb-25 15:29:22

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again
Oh that’s such a pain

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Feb-25 20:46:01

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again
Oh that’s such a pain
Perhaps some money I’ll be lent

All my savings have vanished too

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Indigo8 Wed 12-Feb-25 11:57:13

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do

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GoldenLady Wed 12-Feb-25 15:24:55

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing

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Jane71 Thu 13-Feb-25 17:18:02

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing
I need some caressing

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 22:43:11

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing
I need some caressing
There’s no one around, except you 😢

I hear a rustling quite near by

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 22:48:01

Ignore start line ☝️

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 22:52:58

There’s a ‘rustling’ by my window

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Gwyllt Thu 13-Feb-25 22:57:41

There’s a ‘rustling’ by my window
I think it is a lost swallow

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Indigo8 Fri 14-Feb-25 09:17:05

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Feb-25 15:26:08

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer
That rhyme was a bummer

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crazyH Fri 14-Feb-25 19:59:31

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer
That rhyme was a bummer
Shall I start a new one below ?

A monk and a nun met one day

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Justjoined Fri 14-Feb-25 20:47:03

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Feb-25 15:04:19

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray
They knelt down to pray

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crazyH Sun 16-Feb-25 02:19:11

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray
They knelt down to pray
Then each went their way

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