More Lame Limericks

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray
They knelt down to pray
Then each went on their way
Ready to work, rest and play.

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I can see Mars in the sky

I can see Mars in the sky
On my telescope I rely

I can see Mars up in the sky,
On my telescope I rely,
It's so fantastic,

I can see Mars up in the sky,
On my telescope I rely,
It's so fantastic,
And not at all drastic

I can see Mars up in the sky,
On my telescope I rely,
It's so fantastic,
And not at all drastic
I’d like to go there when I die

I Wonder what I will see there

I wonder what I will see there
Perhaps I shall see the Great Bear

Or maybe the belt of Orion

I wonder what I will see there
Perhaps I shall see the Great Bear
Or maybe the Belt of Orion

I wonder what I will see there
Perhaps I shall see the Great Bear
Or maybe the Belt of Orion
Or my pal Marianne

I wonder what I will see there
Perhaps I shall see the Great Bear
Or maybe the Belt of Orion
Or my pal Marianne
Or I might just stand there and stare

I may see the man in the moon

I may see the man in the moon
Eating cheese with a silver spoon

I may see the man in the moon
Eating cheese with a silver spoon,
Pickled onions too,

I may see the man in the moon
Eating cheese with a silver spoon,
Pickled onions too,
That’s nice, that will do

I may see the man in the moon
Eating cheese with a silver spoon,
Pickled onions too,
That’s nice, that will do
Although I would feel like a loon

This is a most silly rhyme

This is a most silly rhyme
I'm off for a large gin and lime

This is a most silly rhyme
I'm off for a large gin and lime,
Or a whisky sour

This is a most silly rhyme
I'm off for a large gin and lime,
Or a whisky sour
With my pal, so dour

This is a most silly rhyme
I'm off for a large gin and lime,
Or a whisky sour
With my pal, so dour
I must drink them two at a time

Oh what shall we eat with our drinks

Oh what shall we eat with our drinks
Some nuts, some crackers and some Prings

Oh what shall we eat with our drinks
Some nuts, some crackers and some Prings
What are Prings? I ask

Oh what shall we eat with our drinks
Some nuts, some crackers and some Prings
What are Prings? I ask
Are they drunk from a flask?

Oh what shall we eat with our drinks
Some nuts, some crackers and some Prings
What are Prings? I ask
Are they drunk from a flask?
They are something to eat me thinks

This talk of food makes me hungry

This talk of food makes me hungry
And hunger can make me angry

This talk of food makes me hungry
And hunger can make me angry,
So just eat right now,