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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 11:29:48

That left me just with Needlework
Bad stitching made me look a berk

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Jan-25 16:27:47

That left me just with Needlework
Bad stitching made me look a berk
A berk? What is that?

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Indigo8 Thu 09-Jan-25 16:37:46

That left me just with Needlework
Bad stitching made me look a berk
A berk? What is that?
A bit like a twat

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GoldenLady Sun 12-Jan-25 16:17:09

That left me just with Needlework
Bad stitching made me look a berk
A berk? What is that?
A bit like a twat
Another word for a jerk?

I need to find a new hobby

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crazyH Sun 12-Jan-25 16:52:12

I need to find a new hobby
Could I help the local bobby?

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Indigo8 Fri 17-Jan-25 14:45:11

I need to find a new hobby
Could I help the local bobby?
"I think not" said he

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crazyH Fri 17-Jan-25 21:58:51

I need to find a new hobby
Could I help the local bobby?
"I think not" said he
‘’We’ll just have to see”

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Indigo8 Wed 22-Jan-25 20:12:07

I need to find a new hobby
Could I help the local bobby?
"I think not" said he
"We'll just have to see"
Then he got on with his jobby

I'd work in a charity shop

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crazyH Wed 22-Jan-25 21:24:35

I'd work in a charity shop
It’s a nice worthwhile little job

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 14:16:53

I'd work in a charity shop
It's a nice worthwhile job
The people seem good

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 14:30:31

I'd work in a charity shop
It's a nice worthwhile job
The people seem good
Some customers are rude

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Gwyllt Fri 24-Jan-25 14:54:55

I'd work in a charity shop
It's a nice worthwhile job
The people seem good
Some customers are rude
That were I first met my man Bob

My Bob had a really big smile

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 15:30:16

My Bob had a really big smile
Twas gummy and toothless awhile

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 19:01:51

My Bob had a really big smile
Twas gummy and toothless awhile
He got some new teeth

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 19:13:23

My Bob had a really big smile
Twas gummy and toothless awhile
He got some new teeth
But when he did sneeze

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Jane71 Fri 24-Jan-25 19:29:15

My Bob had a really big smile
Twas gummy and toothless awhile
He got some new teeth
But when he did sneeze
His teeth came out in fine style

So he went to the dentist in haste

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Gwyllt Fri 24-Jan-25 23:03:09

So he went to the dentist in haste
He was given a marvellous paste

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 23:04:50

So he went to the dentist is haste
And asked for some tooth glue or paste

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Jan-25 00:26:34

So he went to the dentist in haste
He was given a marvellous paste
It was more like Scotch tape

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Jane71 Sun 02-Feb-25 19:47:09

So he went to the dentist in haste
He was given a marvellous paste
It was more like Scotch tape
But gave a wonderful shape

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Feb-25 16:32:34

So he went to the dentist in haste
He was given a marvellous paste
It was more like Scotch tape
But gave a wonderful shape
So the teeth weren't really a waste

Looks like more winter ahead

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 17:09:34

Looks like more winter ahead
Most of my garden is still dead

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Gwyllt Mon 03-Feb-25 20:43:26

Looks like more winter ahead
Most of my garden is still dead
Green tips pointing through

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crazyH Mon 03-Feb-25 21:52:06

Looks like more winter ahead
Most of my garden is still dead
Green tips pointing through
Primroses soon due

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Feb-25 14:57:20

Looks like more winter ahead
Most of my garden is still dead
Green tips pointing through
Primroses soon due
Soon they will get out of bed

In a month or two, spring will have sprung!

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