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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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52bright Tue 17-Dec-24 01:58:19

After Christmas this comes to mind
I'll leave the cold winter behind
Just book me a flight
To a place warm and light
'Coz snow coming would be a bind

Must think of a place we could go

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Dec-24 15:51:50

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow

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65KL Wed 18-Dec-24 17:35:16

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun

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crazyH Wed 18-Dec-24 18:07:23

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun
Dancing , having fun

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52bright Wed 18-Dec-24 23:59:22

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun
Dancing, having fun
Great weather will make my skin glow

Maybe include a spa as well

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65KL Sat 21-Dec-24 00:05:57

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell

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52bright Sat 21-Dec-24 01:54:37

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all

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VB000 Mon 23-Dec-24 09:24:46

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all
I won't need a shawl

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Indigo8 Wed 01-Jan-25 10:42:59

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all
I won't need a shawl
As the sauna is hot as hell

Or perhaps just read by the fire

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Jan-25 15:50:34

They both said the other was wrong
But they had to keep moving along

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Indigo8 Wed 01-Jan-25 15:55:05

GoldenLady Where did that come from?confusedgrin

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Indigo8 Wed 01-Jan-25 15:58:13

Page one by any chance? Anyway, Happy New Year GL and all the other gamers.wine

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crazyH Wed 01-Jan-25 19:01:06

Happy 2025 to all GN, members and staff 🎉🍾 xx
Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Jan-25 14:45:53

Sorry, I was on page one!

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Jan-25 14:46:58

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy

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Gwyllt Thu 02-Jan-25 18:27:49

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy
Or try a new hobby

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Indigo8 Thu 02-Jan-25 20:48:15

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy
Or try a new hobby
Like making a bra out of wire (ouch)

At school I was quite good at art

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Jan-25 19:32:44

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart

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crazyH Fri 03-Jan-25 20:27:15

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication

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Indigo8 Fri 03-Jan-25 20:45:39

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication
Caused me vexation

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crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 15:32:27

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication
Caused me vexation
Division, caused migraines to start

Geophraphy was a piece of cake

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Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 15:52:43

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake

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crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 15:55:03

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Jan-25 15:56:17

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze
But chem made me sneeze

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crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 17:05:36

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze
But chem made me sneeze
Science, my brains just could not take.

That left me just with Needlework

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