More Lame Limericks

After Christmas this comes to mind
I'll leave the cold winter behind
Just book me a flight
To a place warm and light
'Coz snow coming would be a bind

Must think of a place we could go

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun
Dancing , having fun

Must think of a place we could go
Far from the freezing and snow
Summer breeze, hot sun
Dancing, having fun
Great weather will make my skin glow

Maybe include a spa as well

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all
I won't need a shawl

Maybe include a spa as well
Just right for a relaxing spell
Away from it all
I won't need a shawl
As the sauna is hot as hell

Or perhaps just read by the fire

They both said the other was wrong
But they had to keep moving along

GoldenLady Where did that come from?

Page one by any chance? Anyway, Happy New Year GL and all the other gamers.

Happy 2025 to all GN, members and staff 🎉🍾 xx
Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre

Sorry, I was on page one!

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy
Or try a new hobby

Or perhaps just read by the fire
While Ed plays tunes on his lyre
And drink some hot toddy
Or try a new hobby
Like making a bra out of wire (ouch)

At school I was quite good at art

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication
Caused me vexation

At school I was quite good at art
At math I was not quite so smart
Multiplication
Caused me vexation
Division, caused migraines to start

Geophraphy was a piece of cake

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze
But chem made me sneeze

Geography was a piece of cake
The capital, mountain and lake
History was a breeze
But chem made me sneeze
Science, my brains just could not take.

That left me just with Needlework