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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Salti Sat 15-Jul-23 15:14:04

Not sure what happened above????

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 15:24:04

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update
Cropped jeans, and new ‘date’

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fancythat Sat 15-Jul-23 20:29:06

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update
Cropped jeans, and new ‘date’
But should she keep her old height?

I find some old items sad

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 20:31:21

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad

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fancythat Sat 15-Jul-23 20:54:13

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Jul-23 07:04:59

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food

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henetha Sun 16-Jul-23 10:12:01

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food
It reminds me of my dear Dad.

He did love his chocolate each day

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p0Sy Sun 16-Jul-23 10:13:31

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food
It makes me feel happy and mad.

School holiday time is upon us

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Mollygo Sun 16-Jul-23 10:19:55

School holiday time is upon us
Warm weather would be a bonus

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Bellanonna Sun 16-Jul-23 10:39:48

Let’s go back to Henetha’s

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray

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Salti Sun 16-Jul-23 11:47:44

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight

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crazyH Sun 16-Jul-23 11:51:49

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight
But he’d take a bite

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grandtanteJE65 Sun 16-Jul-23 11:56:55

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight
But he’d take a bite
And swallow it fast I may say!

Let's finish one limerick first

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nanna8 Sun 16-Jul-23 12:03:02

Let’s finish one limerick first
Or my head might just go and burst

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Ali08 Sun 16-Jul-23 13:19:34

Let's finish one limerick first,
Or my head might just go and burst,
Not a nice splat,
Let's not think of that.

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GoldenLady Sun 16-Jul-23 15:55:25

Let's finish one limerick first,
Or my head might just go and burst,
Not a nice splat,
Let's not think of that.
That image is surely the worst.

It sounds like a bad horror film

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fancythat Sun 16-Jul-23 16:15:47

It sounds like a bad horror film
One which I want to skim

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jul-23 11:31:53

limericks rhythm reminder 88558 so I’ve altered slightly

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim

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henetha Mon 17-Jul-23 11:35:33

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes

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Ali08 Mon 17-Jul-23 13:42:22

I'd close both my eyes,
Hide behind my sofa,

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Salti Mon 17-Jul-23 14:02:53

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes
But scream with surprise

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Scribbles Mon 17-Jul-23 14:58:46

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes
But scream with surprise
As the monster bites off a limb.

The curtain at my window's torn

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Jul-23 15:08:06

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jul-23 15:37:58

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn
Choosing new takes time

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Squiffy Mon 17-Jul-23 20:58:30

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn
Choosing new takes time
Hmm, crimson or lime?

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