Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

David Attenborough knows apes rather well
And some royals too I heard tell
His favourite, the Queen
Would dress in moss green
But the apes are more likely to yell.

These poems are getting too silly

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best
And “Lame” was our quest

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best
And “Lame” was our quest
It doesn't matter much, really

The point of the poems is fun

The point of the poems is fun
Perfection not quite needed, hun

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a num

Or even a nun ....

CrazyH 😂

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed
Spellings unheeded

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed
Spellings unheeded
And now this lim'rick is done.

A cell phone's the work of the Devil

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons
For that, we're gluttons

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons
For that, we're gluttons
The playing field's certainly not level!

Modern inventions can frustrate

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate,
Corsets that strangle

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate,
Corsets that strangle
Laces that tangle

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate
Corsets that strangle
Laces that tangle
I think my own era is great.

Don't have to be prim and proper

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling
Wheeling and dealing

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling
Wheeling and dealing
And finding a man with a whopper!

Sorry - couldn't resist it!

There was an old gran with a wart

😂
There was an old gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot