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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Jul-23 15:33:41

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
I get more attention this way.

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?

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FarNorth Thu 13-Jul-23 20:11:37

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?

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Scribbles Thu 13-Jul-23 22:07:27

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With a pair of long stripey socks

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Bellanonna Thu 13-Jul-23 22:24:59

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With long stripey socks
A red bow in my locks

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crazyH Fri 14-Jul-23 10:18:43

Perhaps an outrageous new hat?
Red wellingtons to go with that?
With long stripey socks
A red bow in my locks
And a multicoloured anorak

I’ve bought myself some boverboots

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henetha Fri 14-Jul-23 10:54:25

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots

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Salti Fri 14-Jul-23 11:02:48

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots
Mohican haircut

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Scribbles Fri 14-Jul-23 15:10:57

I’ve bought myself some boverboots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots
Mohican haircut:
I look a right nut

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p0Sy Fri 14-Jul-23 15:23:42

I've bought myself some bovver boots
People laugh, but I don't care two hoots.
Mohican haircut:
I look a right nut
Guess I've gone back to my roots.

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Jul-23 18:15:39

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then

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Mollygo Fri 14-Jul-23 18:36:11

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they’re fun

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Vintagenonna Fri 14-Jul-23 18:40:17

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they're fun
But keep them out of The Sun

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Squiffy Fri 14-Jul-23 23:36:16

I'm going to see Barbie and Ken
I look in on them now and then
Though plastic, they're fun
But keep them out of The Sun
Their home is incredibly Zen.

What happened to all of the pink?

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crazyH Fri 14-Jul-23 23:43:26

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion, I think

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Bella23 Sat 15-Jul-23 10:36:01

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 10:38:22

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,
Must go shoppin’

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 10:38:55

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think.
Oh no, it's back in,
I must go shoppin’

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Bella23 Sat 15-Jul-23 11:44:21

What happened to all of the pink?
It is out of fashion I think,
Oh no it's back in,
I must go shopping"
It's all down to Barbie and him.

Ken is my idea of a man,

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 13:12:26

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan

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Salti Sat 15-Jul-23 13:14:36

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 15-Jul-23 13:17:41

Ken is my idea of a man
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
But does passion he lack?

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crazyH Sat 15-Jul-23 13:20:44

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
His movements are slack

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grandtanteJE65 Sat 15-Jul-23 13:33:41

Ken is my idea of a man,
So much more handsome than my Dan
He can't answer back
His movements are slack
But I need someone who drives a nice van.

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Jul-23 13:53:56

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Jul-23 15:03:20

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
And it would be a lot less risque.

At gymnastics that girl was a whiz

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