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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jul-23 11:22:14

The wind here has bashed my flowers
Howling gales, hailstones and showers
Though we needed rain

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henetha Mon 17-Jul-23 11:36:36

The wind here has bashed my flowers
Howling gales, hailstones and showers
Though we needed rain
It is such a pain

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 08:09:38

The wind here has bashed my flowers
Howling gales, hailstones and showers
Though we needed rain
It is such a pain
We can’t change Mother Nature’s powers

Although we don’t give her much help

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crazyH Tue 18-Jul-23 08:12:29

Although we don’t give her much help
Climate change has made the ice melt

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Jul-23 14:49:49

Although we don’t give her much help
Climate change has made the ice melt
Haven't seen snow for years

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Jul-23 17:54:46

Although we don’t give her much help
Climate change has made the ice melt
Not seen snow for years
Which adds to our fears

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Salti Sat 22-Jul-23 10:05:01

Although we don’t give her much help
Climate change has made the ice melt
Not seen snow for years
Which adds to our fears
Last and final hand has been dealt

I just hate driving in the snow

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Jul-23 13:44:31

I just hate driving in the snow
But the reindeer know just where to go

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Crocus5 Wed 26-Jul-23 19:25:56

I just hate driving in the snow
But the reindeer know where to go
They follow their nose

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crazyH Thu 27-Jul-23 10:19:18

I just hate driving in the snow
But the reindeer know where to go
They follow their nose
Though it can be gross

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VB000 Thu 27-Jul-23 11:14:21

I just hate driving in the snow
But the reindeer know where to go
They follow their nose
Though it can be gross
And Rudolph is wearing a bow

My helicopter is outside

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 12:09:29

My helicopter is outside
My pilot will give you a ride

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GoldenLady Thu 27-Jul-23 14:53:48

My helicopter is outside
My pilot will give you a ride
Thanks, but I'd rather walk

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VB000 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:06:53

My helicopter is outside
My pilot will give you a ride
Thanks, but I'd rather walk
The pilot might stalk

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GoldenLady Mon 31-Jul-23 15:18:50

My helicopter is outside
My pilot will give you a ride
Thanks, but I'd rather walk
The pilot might stalk
Good grief, that would be suicide!

Aunt Agatha loved to wear jewels

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Salti Tue 01-Aug-23 18:15:45

Aunt Agatha loved to wear jewels
She also loved to fight duels

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NanKate Tue 01-Aug-23 21:21:17

Aunt Agatha loved to wear jewels
She also loved to fight duels
D’Artagnan she ain’t

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Crocus5 Wed 02-Aug-23 12:47:09

Aunt Agatha loved to wear jewels
She also loved to fight duals
D'Artagnan she ain't
Although she's quite quaint

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VB000 Fri 04-Aug-23 09:52:21

Aunt Agatha loved to wear jewels
She also loved to fight duals
D'Artagnan she ain't
Although she's quite quaint
And always arrives with her mules

The mules are half horse and half ass

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GoldenLady Fri 04-Aug-23 15:50:58

The mules are half horse and half ass
At least they save money on gas

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Salti Mon 07-Aug-23 14:11:14

The mules are half horse and half ass
At least they save money on gas
Moscow mule is best

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crazyH Mon 07-Aug-23 20:10:53

The mules are half horse and half ass
At least they save money on gas
Moscow mule is best
Might give it a test

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VB000 Wed 09-Aug-23 10:38:57

The mules are half horse and half ass
At least they save money on gas
Moscow mule is best
Might give it a test
As long as it's served in cut glass

They thought they'd won the lottery

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Crocus5 Wed 09-Aug-23 11:54:22

They thought they'd won the lottery
And would invest in pottery

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Aug-23 15:21:26

They thought they'd won the lottery
And would invest in pottery
But alas, they didn't win

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