New Limerick

I'm fed up of cutting the grass
But it has to be done, alas

I'm fed up of cutting the grass
But it has to be done, alas
Just let it grow tall

I'm fed up of cutting the grass
But it has to be done, alas
Just let it grow tall
I won't care at all

I'm fed up of cutting the grass
But it has to be done, alas
Just let it grow tall
I won't care at all
And laugh whilst draining my glass

I never let wine go to waste

I never let wine go to waste
Though often I don’t like the taste

I never let wine go to waste
Though often I don’t like the taste
I'd rather have gin

I never let wine go to waste
Though often I don’t like the taste
I'd rather have gin
Tonic added in

I never let wine go to waste
Though often I don’t like the taste
I'd rather have gin
Tonic added in
Shaken, and not stirred in haste

Which type of wine do you like best

Which type of wine do you like best
I love a Chablis full of zest

Which type of wine do you like best
I love a Chablis full of zest
It can be too dry

Which type of wine do you like best
I love a Chablis full of zest
It can be too dry
So first I must try

Which type of wine do you like best
I love a Chablis full of zest
It can be too dry
So first I must try
To take a small sip as a test

I like red better than white

I like red better than white
Aussie reds on a chilly night

I like red better than white
Austin reds on a chilly night
Some bubbles when hot

I like red better than white
Austin reds on a chilly night
Some bubbles when hot
Or cuddles when not

I like red better than white
Aussie reds on a chilly night
Some bubbles when hot
Or cuddles when not
A nice glass of Prosecco's alright.

Some of us might prefer cocoa

Some of us might prefer cocoa
I heard it’s liked by John and Yoko

Some of us might prefer cocoa
I heard it’s liked by John and Yoko
Young Cocoa - singer (I've discovered)

Some of us might prefer cocoa
I heard it’s liked by John and Yoko
Young Cocoa - singer (I've discovered)
Is he a ‘minger’

Some of us might prefer cocoa
I heard it’s liked by John and Yoko
Young Cocoa - singer (I've discovered)
Is he a ‘minger’
When singing "La Vida Loca

He stood up and started to croon

He stood up and started to croon
But the end was a howl at the moon

He stood up and started to croon
But the end was a howl at the moon
We covered our ears

He stood up and started to croon
But the end was a howl at the moon
We covered our ears,
With laughter and tears

He stood up and started to croon
But the end was a howl at the moon
We covered our ears,
With laughter and tears
And had to leave the bar too soon

Could hear it, even in the car

Could hear it, even in the car,
His voice booming out from afar,