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If Jane Austen time travelled here
Modern life would shock her I fear
She'd go back to Bath
If just for a laugh
And her next book would be awfully clear.

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If Jane Austen time travelled here
Modern life would shock her I fear
She'd go back to Bath
If just for a laugh

If Jane Austen time travelled here
Modern life would shock her I fear
She'd go back to Bath

If Jane Austen time travelled here
Modern life would shock her I fear

Once a gambler from Somerset
Whose favourite game was roulette
Gambled all on red
Sadly lost his head
And never again will he bet

If Jane Austen time travelled here

Once a gambler from Somerset
Whose favourite game was roulette
Gambled all on red
Lost his head

Once a gambler from Somerset
Whose favourite game was roulette
Gambled all on red

Once a gambler from Somerset
Whose favourite game was roulette

The tennis has started in Paris 🎾🎾
Admit, I’m an ignoramus
I don't watch much sport
Though I think I ought
Soon there’ll be Wimbledon tennis

Once a gambler from Somerset

The tennis has started in Paris 🎾🎾
Admit, I’m an ignoramus
I don't watch much sport
Doesn’t float my boat

The tennis has started in Paris 🎾🎾
Admit, I’m an ignoramus
I don't watch much sport

The tennis has started in Paris 🎾🎾
Admit, I’m an ignoramus

The tennis has started in Paris 🎾🎾

At least the reception went well
Best man gagged the in laws from hell
The bride and the groom
Went back to their room
And played rummy with the waiter Marcel. I

At least the reception went well
Best man gagged the in laws from hell
The bride and the groom
Went back to their room

At least the reception went well
Best man gagged the in laws from hell
The bride and the groom

At least the reception went well
Best man gagged the in laws from hell

For her wedding the bride was late
The groom had to panic and wait
But when she arrived
The groom was revived
And his nerves began to abate!

At least the reception went well

For her wedding the bride was late
The groom had to panic and wait
But when she arrived
The groom was revived

For her wedding the bride was late
The groom had to panic and wait
But she finally arrived

For her wedding the bride was late
The groom had to panic and wait

The ink pot sat in its own hole
Ready for the start on the scroll
In went the pen
Again and again
The writing was out of control

For her wedding the bride was late

The ink pot sat in its own hole
Ready for the start on the scroll
In went the pen
Again and again

The inkpot sat in its own hole
Ready for the start on the scroll
In went the pen

The inkpot sat in its own hole
Ready for the start on the scroll