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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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SeaWoozle Thu 07-Mar-24 19:03:12

My auntie has got a new cat
I don't think he'll ever get fat
He only eats stew

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Jane71 Thu 07-Mar-24 19:15:33

My auntie has got a new cat
I don't think he'll ever get fat
He only eats stew
But nothing to chew

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Mar-24 08:57:34

My auntie has got a new cat
I don't think he'll ever get fat
He only eats stew
But nothing to chew
The wildlife is grateful for that

My young cousin is such a flirt

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crazyH Sun 10-Mar-24 09:06:45

My young cousin is such a flirt
Caught her winking at my man Burt

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SeaWoozle Sun 10-Mar-24 12:01:03

My young cousin is such a flirt
Caught her winking at my man Burt
I yelled at her "No!"

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Mar-24 16:09:19

My young cousin is such a flirt
Caught her winking at my man Burt
I yelled at her "No!"
"Stay away from my beau!"

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Mar-24 17:01:52

My young cousin is such a flirt
Caught her winking at my man Burt
I yelled at her "No!"
"Stay away from my beau!"
And stop trying to look so pert!

Agile dogs at Crufts are so fit 🐕‍🦺

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SeaWoozle Sun 10-Mar-24 21:03:08

Agile dogs at Crufts are so fit 🐕‍🦺
I always pray they don't have a sh1t

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52bright Tue 12-Mar-24 17:26:36

Agile dogs a Crufts are so fit
I always pray they don't have a shit
Sure mine would do that

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henetha Wed 13-Mar-24 10:21:48

Agile dogs a Crufts are so fit
I always pray they don't have a shit
Sure mine would do that
Right on a new mat,

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Mar-24 16:41:40

Agile dogs a Crufts are so fit
I always pray they don't have a shit
Sure mine would do that
Right on a new mat,
On TikTok he’d cause such a hit

I must wake my tortoise up soon

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GoldenLady Mon 18-Mar-24 14:53:48

I must wake my tortoise up soon
He's been sleeping there since last June

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VB000 Thu 21-Mar-24 12:58:25

I must wake my tortoise up soon
He's been sleeping there since last June
He basks in the sun

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crazyH Thu 21-Mar-24 13:06:14

I must wake my tortoise up soon
He's been sleeping there since last June
He basks in the sun
After a long ‘run’

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 08:05:52

I must wake my tortoise up soon
He's been sleeping there since last June
He basks in the sun
After a long ‘run’
Good job he’s not in a monsoon

He’s spent winter hibernating

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VB000 Mon 25-Mar-24 09:04:44

He’s spent winter hibernating
Great idea - so liberating

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Mar-24 13:27:40

He’s spent winter hibernating
Great idea - so liberating
But don't turtles eat?

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 14:10:48

Tortoise is a land animal, turtles are water. I think all are called turtles in America?

He’s spent winter hibernating
Great idea - so liberating
But don't turtles eat?
Not with low heartbeat

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VB000 Thu 28-Mar-24 10:56:20

He’s spent winter hibernating
Great idea - so liberating
But don't turtles eat?
Not with low heartbeat
Though that changes when they're mating!

The Easter weekend nearly here

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Mar-24 11:27:26

The Easter weekend nearly here
The roads will be busy I feat

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Gwyllt Thu 28-Mar-24 14:07:56

The Easter weekend nearly here
The roads will be busy I feat
So put on your bonnet

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crazyH Thu 28-Mar-24 14:45:36

The Easter weekend nearly here
The roads will be busy I fear
So put on your bonnet,
Compose a sonnet

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Mar-24 07:57:30

The Easter weekend nearly here
The roads will be busy I fear
So put on your bonnet,
Compose a sonnet
And wait for the rain to appear

Were our childhoods always sunny?

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VB000 Tue 02-Apr-24 12:34:23

Were our childhoods always sunny?
I'm sure they were, I'd bet money

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 15:49:33

Were our childhoods always sunny?
I'm sure they were, I'd bet money
Well, that's what we remember

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