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Buffets are a gourmet’s nightmare
A smorgasbord of things to share
The stress in choosing

Buffets are a gourmet’s nightmare
A smorgasbord of things to share
The stress in choosing
And there's no weight-losing

Buffets are a gourmet’s nightmare
A smorgasbord of things to share
The stress in choosing
And there's no weight-losing
I'm a gourmand though, I don't care

Ernie likes lemon meringue pie

Ernie likes lemon meringue pie
With lots of squirting cream piled high

Ernie likes lemon meringue pie
With lots of squirting cream piled high
I prefer crumble

Ernie likes lemon meringue pie
With lots of squirting cream piled high
I prefer crumble
Makes stomach rumble

Ernie likes lemon meringue pie
With lots of squirting cream piled high
I prefer crumble
Makes stomach rumble
Too tasty to leave, I won't lie

My will power is really long gone

My will power is really long gone
It never, ever was too strong

My will power is really long gone
It never, ever was too strong
It's time for dessert

My will power is really long gone
It's never ever was too strong
It's time for dessert
Buttons pop on skirt

My will power is really long gone
It's never ever was too strong
It's time for dessert
Buttons pop on skirt
Three portions of cake was just wrong

Ebenezer - a name for a baby!???

Ebenezer - a name for a baby!???
That’s awful cruelty maybe

Ebenezer - a name for a baby!???
That's awful cruelty maybe
He'd get called Sneezer

Ebenezer - a name for a baby!???
That's awful cruelty maybe
He'd get called Sneezer
Or maybe Wheezer

Ebenezer - a name for a baby!???
That's awful cruelty maybe
He'd get called Sneezer
Or maybe Wheezer
Find a new list of names - start with A, B

Unusual names should be banned

Unusual names should be banned
Those who use them put on remand

Unusual names should be banned
Those who use them put on remand
The simpler the better

Unusual names should be banned
Those who use them put on remand
The simpler the better
Why not use one letter

Unusual names should be banned
Those who use them put on remand
The simpler the better
Why not use one letter
Much easier to write in the sand.

There'd be no need to use much ink

There'd be no need to use much ink
If you were writing pink upon pink

There'd be no need to use much ink
If you were writing pink upon pink
Young folk use their phone

There's be no need to use much ink
If you were writing pink upon pink
Young folk use their phone
Makes some want to moan

There's be no need to use much ink
If you were writing pink upon pink
Young folk use their phone
Makes some want to moan
And slam them all in the sink!

I'd like to explain all the shouting

I'd like to explain all the shouting
Also the sulking and pouting