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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť

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BrightandBreezy Fri 10-Nov-23 20:52:11

The 'in' thing is to run around nude
Tried, but neighbours thought it was crude
Not a pretty sight

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henetha Sat 11-Nov-23 10:23:34

The 'in' thing is to run around nude
Tried, but neighbours thought it was crude
Not a pretty sight
So shut your eyes tight

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Nov-23 11:16:36

The 'in' thing is to run around nude
Tried, but neighbours thought it was crude
Not a pretty sight
So shut your eyes tight
And you'll block out such amplitude

I've always been rather too shy

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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 15:40:48

I've always been rather too shy
Changing rooms in stores, made me cry

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BrightandBreezy Sun 12-Nov-23 00:22:23

I've always been rather too shy
Changing rooms in stores, made me cry
Mirrors don't flatter

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Nov-23 00:32:29

I've always been rather too shy
Changing rooms in stores, made me cry
Mirrors don't flatter
Make me look fatter

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VB000 Sun 12-Nov-23 11:14:39

I've always been rather too shy
Changing rooms in stores, made me cry
Mirrors don't flatter
Make me look fatter
And make me just not want to buy

The communal ones were the pits

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crazyH Sun 12-Nov-23 11:16:54

The communal ones were the pits
I hated showing my dangly tits

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henetha Sun 12-Nov-23 11:46:52

The communal ones were the pits
I hated showing my dangly tits
And my big fat tum

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Salti Sun 12-Nov-23 18:34:35

The communal ones were the pits
I hated showing my dangly tits
And my big fat tum
And as for my bum

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henetha Mon 13-Nov-23 11:09:10

The communal ones were the pits
I hated showing my dangly tits
And my big fat tum
And as for my bum
Very droopy, like all old gits.

But my husband still thinks I'm great

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crazyH Mon 13-Nov-23 11:38:08

But my husband still thinks I'm great
That’s all that matters, GN mate

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Nov-23 15:00:01

But my husband still thinks I'm great
That’s all that matters, GN mate
Though I'm not a model

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BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Nov-23 17:06:07

But my husband still thinks I'm great
That's all that matters GN mate
Though I'm not a model
He still does me coddle

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VB000 Tue 14-Nov-23 12:18:23

But my husband still thinks I'm great
That's all that matters GN mate
Though I'm not a model
He still does me coddle
I'm still his preferable date

"Monstera" my big Swiss cheese plant

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crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 14:38:43

“Monstera" my big Swiss cheese plant
Was not meant for halls, I do grant

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Nov-23 15:36:04

“Monstera" my big Swiss cheese plant
Was not meant for halls, I do grant
It's too big by far

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crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 16:02:35

Monstera" my big Swiss cheese plant
Was not meant for halls, I do grant
It's too big by far
The door’s kept ajar

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 00:32:53

Monstera my big Swiss cheese plant
Was not meant for halls I do grant
It's too big by far
The doors kept ajar
It's started to block out the lamp

Donate it to a stately home

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henetha Wed 15-Nov-23 11:01:10

Donate it to a stately home
Or swap it for a garden gnome

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Salti Wed 15-Nov-23 11:38:42

Donate it to a stately home
Or swap it for a garden gnome
It needs a new pot

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 13:15:39

Donate it to a stately home
Or swap it for a garden gnome
It needs a new pot,
Going to cost a lot

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crazyH Wed 15-Nov-23 13:17:04

Donate it to a stately home
Or swap it for a garden gnome
It needs a new pot,
Will cost quite a lot

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BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 19:59:06

Donate it to a stately home
Or swap it for a garden gnome
It needs a new pot
Will cost quite a lot
Bit if it looks cool I won't groan

But gardening isn't for me

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VB000 Thu 16-Nov-23 10:48:33

But gardening isn't for me
I'd rather have a cup of tea

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