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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Sept-23 06:21:31

Max went to the seaside last week
Must say he’s a bit of a geek
With trowel and spade

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Sept-23 14:31:07

Max went to the seaside last week
Must say he’s a bit of a geek
With trowel and spade
Just see what he's made!

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VB000 Fri 15-Sept-23 10:10:28

Max went to the seaside last week
Must say he’s a bit of a geek
With trowel and spade
Just see what he's made!
When his wife sees it, she will freak!

It really is a sandy shock

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Salti Fri 15-Sept-23 10:44:37

It really is a sandy shock
He may just end up in the dock

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Sept-23 08:02:22

It really is a sandy shock
He may just end up in the dock
Ha! You kept it clean 🤭

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crazyH Sat 16-Sept-23 09:38:34

It really is a sandy shock
He may just end up in the dock
Ha! You kept it clean 🤭
Despite where it’s been

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GoldenLady Sat 16-Sept-23 15:19:31

It really is a sandy shock
He may just end up in the dock
Ha! You kept it clean 🤭
Despite where it’s been
That sculpture is easy to mock

And all of the folks on the beach

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Sept-23 07:10:46

And all of the folks on the beach
Concluded it better not to teach

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VB000 Mon 18-Sept-23 10:15:09

And all of the folks on the beach
Concluded it better not to teach
Funny words, strange shapes

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Salti Tue 19-Sept-23 10:41:55

And all of the folks on the beach
Concluded it better not to teach
Funny words, strange shapes
But tiny Tim gapes

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VB000 Tue 26-Sept-23 11:47:02

And all of the folks on the beach
Concluded it better not to teach
Funny words, strange shapes
But tiny Tim gapes
At something, possibly a leech

It's hidden there in the seaweed

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Crocus5 Wed 27-Sept-23 09:27:38

It’s hidden there in the seaweed
Not something we eagerly need

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VB000 Mon 02-Oct-23 09:43:14

It’s hidden there in the seaweed
Not something we eagerly need
It's caught in a net

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 03-Oct-23 19:08:05

It’s hidden there in the seaweed
Not something we eagerly need
It's caught in a net
All squirmy and wet

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BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Oct-23 01:37:18

It's hidden there in the seaweed
Not something we eagerly need
It's caught in a net
All squirmy and wet
A terrible sight indeed

A girl ran away from her mother

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VB000 Wed 11-Oct-23 09:21:01

A girl ran away from her mother
To be nearer to her brother

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BrightandBreezy Wed 11-Oct-23 19:59:44

A girl ran away from her mother
To be nearer to her brother
They both loved to sing

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VB000 Mon 16-Oct-23 09:12:32

A girl ran away from her mother
To be nearer to her brother
They both loved to sing
And listening to Bing

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GoldenLady Mon 16-Oct-23 15:14:08

A girl ran away from her mother
To be nearer to her brother
They both loved to sing
And listening to Bing
Time for a subject that's other!

Aunt Mabel was really a pip

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VB000 Wed 18-Oct-23 12:51:42

Aunt Mabel was really a pip
Always there with a funny quip

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Oct-23 15:06:10

Aunt Mabel was really a pip
Always there with a funny quip
Her humor was quirky

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BrightandBreezy Thu 19-Oct-23 00:53:08

Aunt Mabel was really a pip
Always there with a funny quip
Her humor was quirky
I wouldn't say dirty

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VB000 Fri 20-Oct-23 09:29:49

Aunt Mabel was really a pip
Always there with a funny quip
Her humor was quirky
I wouldn't say dirty
But funny with a Sherbert Dip!

Rhubarb and custard sweets were great

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crazyH Fri 20-Oct-23 14:18:51

Rhubarb and custard sweets were great
I can’t count how many I ate

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Oct-23 20:07:22

Rhubarb and custard sweets were great
I can’t count how many I ate
I was besotted

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