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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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BrightandBreezy Sat 21-Oct-23 01:02:12

Rhubarb and custard sweets were great
I can't count how many I ate
I was besotted
My teeth they rotted

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VB000 Mon 23-Oct-23 09:36:50

Rhubarb and custard sweets were great
I can't count how many I ate
I was besotted
My teeth they rotted
My dentist became my soul mate

He fixed them up all new and bright

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BrightandBreezy Mon 23-Oct-23 18:02:09

He fixed them up all new and bright
They were quite an amazing sight

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Oct-23 09:49:31

He fixed them up all new and bright
They were quite an amazing sight
But it left me broke

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VB000 Mon 30-Oct-23 09:48:03

He fixed them up all new and bright
They were quite an amazing sight
But it left me broke
They gleamed like that bloke

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henetha Mon 30-Oct-23 10:06:53

He fixed them up all new and bright
They were quite an amazing sight
But it left me broke
They gleamed like that bloke,
I think that's called "Love at first bite".

I'm going haunting on Halloween

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crazyH Mon 30-Oct-23 10:50:32

I'm going haunting on Halloween
To scare my neighbours who are mean

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Salti Mon 30-Oct-23 14:23:51

I'm going haunting on Halloween
To scare my neighbours who are mean
I've got a costume

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GoldenLady Mon 30-Oct-23 14:34:12

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
The new guy next door?

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Oct-23 22:22:25

I'm going haunting on Halloween
To scare my neighbours who are mean
I've got a costume
Which will make them fume

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BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Oct-23 01:05:06

I'm going haunting on Halloween
To scare my neighbours who are mean
I've got a costume
Which will make them fume
Come join in and scare on my team

I think I will dress as a ghost

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henetha Tue 31-Oct-23 10:53:20

I think I will dress as a ghost
And make noises that scare them most

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VB000 Tue 31-Oct-23 14:33:25

I think I will dress as a ghost
And make noises that scare them most
Howling and shrieking

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BrightandBreezy Thu 02-Nov-23 11:38:23

I think I will dress as a ghost
And make noises that scare them most
Howling and Shrieking
Neighbours all freaking

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Nov-23 13:40:58

I think I will dress as a ghost
And make noises that scare them most
Howling and Shrieking
Neighbours all freaking
Relax, Halloween is now "toast."

Autumn is here in its splendor

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Salti Fri 03-Nov-23 09:07:22

Autumn is here in its splendor
With it's cold, stormy agenda

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VB000 Fri 03-Nov-23 12:30:50

Autumn is here in its splendor
With it's cold, stormy agenda
Leaf colours aglow

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Nov-23 15:58:23

Autumn is here in its splendor
With it's cold, stormy agenda
Leaf colours aglow
The promise of snow

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BrightandBreezy Fri 03-Nov-23 23:53:46

Autumn is here in its splendour
With its cold stormy agenda
Leaf colours aglow
The promise of snow
And maybe even storm Brenda

I once got lost in a snow storm

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henetha Sat 04-Nov-23 10:27:11

I once got lost in a snow storm
On a Scottish mountain, Cairngorm,

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Nov-23 14:57:39

I once got lost in a snow storm
On a Scottish mountain, Cairngorm,
And the kilt I was wearing

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Salti Sat 04-Nov-23 18:04:12

I once got lost in a snow storm
On a Scottish mountain, Cairngorm,
And the kilt I was wearing
Left me despairing

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BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Nov-23 21:53:43

I once got lost in a snow storm
On a Scottish mountain , Cairngorm
And the kilt I was wearing
Left me despairing
Of how I would ever keep warm

I'm better in sunnier climes

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Nov-23 14:47:42

I'm better in sunnier climes
With trees that grow lemons and limes

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crazyH Sun 05-Nov-23 17:34:32

I'm better in sunnier climes
With trees that grow lemons and limes
Trees, so full of fruits

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