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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Fri 11-Nov-22 09:12:07

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch
It’s ‘I’m alright Jack’
Empathy they lack

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henetha Fri 11-Nov-22 10:25:47

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch
It’s ‘I’m alright Jack’
Empathy they lack
And they all belong in a ditch.

'Tis soon the season of goodwill

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Nov-22 12:54:53

'Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill

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crazyH Fri 11-Nov-22 13:40:52

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Nov-22 14:55:38

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight
But days "happy and bright"

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Nov-22 16:03:55

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight
But days "happy and bright"
We’ll somehow enjoy the day still

Each year goes faster than before

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Nov-22 08:40:51

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore

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henetha Sat 12-Nov-22 10:42:32

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Nov-22 14:03:49

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then
With just women and men

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crazyH Sat 12-Nov-22 17:12:29

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then
With just women and men
Now, unisex clothes, what a bore !

Mother would surely spit feathers

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 12-Nov-22 17:41:58

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers

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crazyH Sat 12-Nov-22 21:15:59

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike

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NanKate Sat 12-Nov-22 21:46:18

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike
And abandoned my trike

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henetha Sun 13-Nov-22 11:51:23

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike
And abandoned my trike
And drove like hell o'er the heathers

I'm hoping to make Inverness

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crazyH Sun 13-Nov-22 12:06:00

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness

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bridie54 Sun 13-Nov-22 12:26:35

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Nov-22 07:01:50

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her
Turned up in a blur

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henetha Mon 14-Nov-22 11:06:20

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her
Turned up in a blur
And now May's a bit of a mess.

She's back home now in Aberdeen

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Nov-22 11:18:06

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 14-Nov-22 12:16:41

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken

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NanKate Mon 14-Nov-22 21:59:02

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken
But carrots for licken

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Nov-22 06:04:18

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken
But carrots for licken
And several types of healthy bean

Plenty of fibre we must take

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Nov-22 13:43:35

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake

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Grany Tue 15-Nov-22 21:34:29

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake
With Apple crumble

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Nov-22 00:44:52

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake
With Apple crumble
I’ve tummy rumble!

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