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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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crazyH Tue 20-Sept-22 21:45:47

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think

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henetha Wed 21-Sept-22 10:09:42

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think
That is should be pink

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Squiffy Wed 21-Sept-22 11:18:51

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.
I can only think
That it should be pink
Perhaps I have drunk too much beer.

I’ve drunk too much coffee today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Sept-22 11:53:54

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Sept-22 13:49:34

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to deccaf

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Mollygo Thu 22-Sept-22 02:50:45

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to deccaf
Or just for a laugh

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Sept-22 14:53:13

I've drunk too much coffee today
My nerves are a-fizzing, way-hey
I should switch to decaf
Or just for a laugh
Maybe try out a nice cabernet.

At least I'd be happy and mellow

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crazyH Thu 22-Sept-22 14:58:13

At least I'd be happy and mellow,
Whites of my eyes will be yellow

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Mollygo Thu 22-Sept-22 23:03:22

At least I'd be happy and mellow,
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
But why would I care?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Sept-22 12:33:32

At least I'd be happy and mellow
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
Bur why would I care?
I won't turn a hair

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Squiffy Fri 23-Sept-22 13:26:06

At least I'd be happy and mellow
Whites of my eyes will be yellow
Bur why would I care?
I won't turn a hair
I'll try not to shout and bellow.

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Sept-22 13:44:17

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Sept-22 14:08:44

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me

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Mollygo Fri 23-Sept-22 17:02:31

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me
A nice cup of tea

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Sept-22 01:30:09

Oooh, now I feel woozy and sick
Better get to the bathroom quick
No more wine for me
A nice cup of tea
Far too much wine was no picnic

That was a budget for fat cats

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Sept-22 08:29:27

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats

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crazyH Sat 24-Sept-22 15:25:59

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze

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Mollygo Sat 24-Sept-22 17:32:19

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze
Some folk, in Belize

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Sept-22 19:12:59

That was a budget for fat cats
The hoi polloi left on the mats
While you and I freeze
Some folk, in Belize
Are wearing their elegant hats.

I'd like to perform on the stage

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Crocus5 Sat 24-Sept-22 19:42:31

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age

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millymouge Sat 24-Sept-22 19:49:29

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Sept-22 08:17:15

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines
Are these now the signs

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henetha Sun 25-Sept-22 11:14:41

I’d like to perform on the stage
But not so easy as I age
I forget all my lines
Are these now the signs
That my life is turning the page.

But there's life in the old gal yet

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Crocus5 Sun 25-Sept-22 11:37:04

But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set

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crazyH Sun 25-Sept-22 12:06:44

But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set
Skydiving is one

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