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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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NanKate Fri 16-Sept-22 20:06:52

But then, after ‘finishing school’
She became what the young call ‘cool’
But proper and boring
Which was very galling

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Mollygo Fri 16-Sept-22 22:27:42

But then, after ‘finishing school’
She became what the young call ‘cool’
But proper and boring
Which was very galling
To those who liked playing the fool.

Eat ice cream in winter? Would you?

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crazyH Sat 17-Sept-22 00:11:28

Eat ice cream in winter? Would you?
I would, till my lips turn dark blue

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Ashcombe Sat 17-Sept-22 12:08:57

But then, after ‘finishing school’
She became what the young call ‘cool’
But proper and boring
With boyfriend adoring

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Ashcombe Sat 17-Sept-22 12:09:54

Ignore that! I missed the last post. Sorry! ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Sept-22 14:25:34

Eat ice cream in winter? Would you?
I would, till my lips turn dark blue
Ooh, damn and blast!

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Sept-22 07:33:17

Eat ice cream in winter? Would you?
I would, till my lips turn dark blue
Ooh, damn and blast!
The weather forecast

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NanKate Sun 18-Sept-22 22:24:01

Eat ice cream in winter? Would you?
I would, till my lips turn dark blue
Ooh, damn and blast!
The weather forecast
Tells us changes are coming, it’s true

I’ve booked myself in for a facial ?

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crazyH Mon 19-Sept-22 00:05:56

I’ve booked myself in for a facial ?
With a sweet girl, who’s bi-racial

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Mollygo Mon 19-Sept-22 00:41:04

I’ve booked myself in for a facial ?
With a sweet girl, who’s bi-racial
To smooth out my lines

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Sept-22 07:03:31

I’ve booked myself in for a facial ?
With a sweet girl, who’s bi-racial
To smooth out my lines
And those ageing signs

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GoldenLady Mon 19-Sept-22 14:19:45

I’ve booked myself in for a facial ?
With a sweet girl, who’s bi-racial
To smooth out my lines
And those ageing signs
And her salon is extremely palatial.

I love the weather in autumn

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nanna8 Mon 19-Sept-22 14:26:39

I love the weather in Autumnj
Soft falling leaves- and I caught some

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Mollygo Mon 19-Sept-22 15:26:59

I love the weather in Autumn
Soft falling leaves- and I caught some
Acorns and conkers

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NanKate Mon 19-Sept-22 22:20:49

I love the weather in Autumn
Soft falling leaves- and I caught some
Acorns and conkers
You must think I’m bonkers

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Juliet27 Tue 20-Sept-22 06:51:39

I love the weather in Autumn
Soft falling leaves- and I caught some
Acorns and conkers
You must think I’m bonkers
Need warmer clothes and I’ve bought ‘em

Lately our winters have been mild

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NanKate Tue 20-Sept-22 07:17:14

Lately our winters have been mild
It wasn’t like this as a child

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Mollygo Tue 20-Sept-22 07:21:06

Lately our winters have been mild
It wasn’t like this as a child
Back the, snow was fun

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Luckygirl3 Tue 20-Sept-22 09:45:46

Lately our winters have been mild
It wasn’t like this as a child
Back then, snow was fun
But now, in the sun

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Sept-22 14:08:48

Lately our winters have been mild
It wasn’t like this as a child
Back then, snow was fun
But now, in the sun
The melting ice has gone wild!

The news has been beautiful and awful

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crazyH Tue 20-Sept-22 14:54:40

The news has been beautiful and awful
Yesterday was quite sorrowful

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Squiffy Tue 20-Sept-22 15:25:50

The news has been beautiful and awful
Yesterday was quite sorrowful
Many tears and sighs

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Juliet27 Tue 20-Sept-22 15:52:45

The news has been beautiful and awful
Yesterday was quite sorrowful
Many tears and sighs
We’ve lost someone wise

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crazyH Tue 20-Sept-22 20:24:36

The news has been beautiful and awful
Yesterday was quite sorrowful
Many tears and sighs
We’ve lost someone wise
Sadness over, let’s get cheerful

Such a beautiful evening here

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Mollygo Tue 20-Sept-22 21:04:26

Such a beautiful evening here
But rust on the grass, it’s so queer.

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