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So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain
But badly need rain

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain
But badly need rain
A hosepipe ban is on the way

The dust in the air is a pain

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frazzles my brain

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing
Coughing and wheezing

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing
Coughing and wheezing
I wish I hadn't gone to Spain.

My next holiday's in Norway

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust
My vacuum is bust

My next holiday's in Norway
I'll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust
My vacuum is bust
I want to relax by the bay.

I'd love to see the Northern Lights

I'd love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights.

I’d love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array

I’d love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array
More by night than day

I'd love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array
More by night than day
They're one of those magical sights

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnatha

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too
Until we turn blue

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too
Until we turn blue
And must run away from a bear.

My Scandinavian knitwear

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy
The fit’s so baggy

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy
The fit’s so baggy
The style is really so rare.

A bear thought I was his best friend

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend
Me his back scratcher