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There once was a Prince with red hair ?‍?
Who married a girl for a dare

There once was a Prince with red hair
Who married a girl for a dare
They fled overseas

There once was a Prince with red hair
Who married a girl for a dare
They fled overseas
To L.A., if you please,

There once was a Prince with red hair
Who married a girl for a dare
They fled overseas
To L.A., if you please,
Only for themselves, they do care.

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching
She’s thoroughly peed off with baking

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching
She’s thoroughly peed off with baking
Her pinky she threw

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching
She’s thoroughly peed off with baking
Her pinny she threw

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching
She’s thoroughly peed off with baking
Her pinny she threw
In a great bowl of stew

Poor greatgrandma, her heart’s aching
She’s thoroughly peed off with baking
Her pinny she threw
In a great bowl of stew
Said “no more cakes am I making”

I once went up in a balloon

I once went up in a balloon
Regretting it all too soon

I once went up in a balloon
Regretting it all too soon
The wind was so strong

I once went up in a balloon
Regretting it all too soon
The wind was so strong
To return I did long

I once went up in a balloon
Regretting it all too soon
The wind was so strong
To return I did long
Didn’t enjoy the afternoon

I prefer my feet on the ground

I prefer my feet on the ground
Though I try not to make a sound

I prefer my feet on the ground
Though I try not to make a sound
Why the silence, pray tell?

I prefer my feet on the ground
Though I try not to make a sound
Why the silence, pray tell?
The baby will yell

I prefer my feet on the ground
Though I try not to make a sound
Why silence, pray tell
Because mice here dwell

I was just too late ?

I prefer my feet on the ground
Though I try not to make a sound
Why the silence, pray tell?
The baby will yell
Then he’ll never settle I’ve found

There was a young mother from Poole

There was a young mother from Poole
Who met a gentleman from Goole

There was a young mother from Poole
Who met a gentleman from Goole
He said he was rich

There was a young mother from Poole
Who met a gentleman from Goole
He said he was rich
But there was a glitch

There was a young mother from Poole
Who met a gentleman from Goole
He said he was rich
But there was a glitch
He said kids should not go to school.

An artist with whom I'm acquainted

Artists with whom I'm acquainted
Admired some portraits I've painted

Artists with whom I'm acquainted
Admired some portraits I've painted
They suggested that I